Hit Jobs, Takedowns, Insults

[william kent]

Classic examples. Personal favourites.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Unfortunately she's changed it since, but a couple of years ago Naomi Klein's Twitter bio ended with "Not that Naomi."

 

[william kent]

 

[william kent]

Mr Tea is a manifestation of postmodernism at its purest: depthless, wallowing in narcissistic contradiction, a million posts with zero content, zero engagement with ideas (instead simply entailing the banal repetition of that adolescent-existentialist mantra "that's just your opinion") , obsessive solipsistic egoism; in short, Tea is a seamless buffoon of contemporary pomo ideology, all the time with a 'lost object' libidinal craving for the extra-ideological fascism of the Vimothys of this world.

 

[Corpsey.]

Almost 20 years old. monastic consistency. One of the biggest legends on the board.

 

[william kent]

loathsome two-bit Welsh comedian turned moronic meta-thug England football fan Keith Allen

 

[william kent]

'Bakunin has become a monster, a huge mass of flesh and fat, and is barely capable of walking any more. To crown it all, he is sexually perverse and jealous of the seventeen year-old Polish girl who married him in Siberia because of his martyrdom. He is presently in Sweden, where he is hatching “revolution” with the Finns.'
-- Marx, from a letter to Engels written in Manchester (1863)

 

[IdleRich]

I always liked Mark Manning's description of Michael Winner as looking as though "Jabba The Hutt's arsehole had grown legs".