WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT WILLIAM KENT?

[luka]

AGE: 52
HOMETOWN: THAT SQUATED ESTATE IN MANCHESTER THE GUARDIAN DID AN ARTICLE ABOUT
WORK HISTORY: PORN STAR (RETIRED) NOW IT MANAGER
CONTROVERSIES: DID THE DIRTY ON DAUGHTER OF HIGH RANKING CHINESE OFFICIAL NOW BANNED FROM CHINA

 

[luka]

GRANDMOTHER LIVES IN SCOTLAND.
DOES HE HAS WHITE MAN DREADS? UNCONFIRMED
DRUG HISTORY: USED TO DO MDMA EVERY DAY FOR A PERIOD OF 5 YEARS. SAYS DMT TAUGHT HIM NOT TO FEAR DEATH.

 

[luka]

FAVOURITE MUSIC: REGGAE MUSIC
FAVOURITE DRINK: RUM

 

[versh]

CAN TAKE 10,000 HARD KICKS TO THE GROIN DUE TO SECRET MARTIAL ARTS TECHNIQUE AND IRON WILL

 

[luka]

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN OF CURRENT 'MAIN SQUEEZE': TAIWAN

 

[versh]

HAS A SECRET VAULT CONTAINING A VARIETY OF CURSED TAROT DECKS

 

[versh]

WORKED AS LIVE-IN CARETAKER AT NOEL GALLAGHER'S INFAMOUS 'SUPERNOVA HEIGHTS' IN PRIMROSE HILL

 

[william_kent]

I take exception to the "dreads" post

that is an untrue falsehood

 

[versh]

 

[dilbert1]

I take exception to the "dreads" post

that is an untrue falsehood

Yeah that’s @luka ’s favorite kind

 

[william_kent]

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nah, I'd be face down, struggling to regain equilibrium

 

[versh]

nah, I'd be face down, struggling to regain equilibrium

That's Noel, not you.

 

[dilbert1]

He works in IT and swears full blockchain integration is just around the corner

 

[luka]

I take exception to the "dreads" post

that is an untrue falsehood

I SAID IT WAS 'UNCONFIRMED'. CATALOG STARTED THE RUMOUR BUT OUR TEAM HAS BEEN UNABLE TO VERIFY

 

[william_kent]

He works in IT and swears full blockchain integration is just around the corner

50% correct

ask @Clinamenic about the other half

 

[dilbert1]

He’s one of the newer members. Even newer than I

 

[william_kent]

I SAID IT WAS 'UNCONFIRMED'. CATALOG STARTED THE RUMOUR BUT OUR TEAM HAS BEEN UNABLE TO VERIFY

@catalog has seen me, he can confirm that I have no 'dreads'

I did gift him a cursed tarot pack though

 

[luka]

'LURKED' FOR 20 YEARS BEFORE MAKING HIS FIRST POST

 

[william_kent]

'LURKED' FOR 20 YEARS BEFORE MAKING HIS FIRST POST

I do know who "Zhao" is, that is true

 

[versh]

DISCIPLE OF ZHAO