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mvuent- deepest thinker
downside - dont talk or shit or eat
gus- cleverest
downside- psycho
limburger - best adjustest socialisy
downside- might be glib?
 
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it stands to to reason though

who would you pay up to £10 to hear DJ?

gus? pinafore indie?
stan? music is just an algorithm?
lineburger? guttercunt rail hopper folk & blues?

( I left a couple of the Americans out because it would "harsh my vibe" and I'm gently ribbing, not trying to be cruel, you get me, innitt, I'm really drunk, I'll delete this in a few minutes, it is for the best)
 
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william_kent said:
it stands to to reason though

who would you pay up to £10 to hear DJ?
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I'd def pay £10 to hear myself DJ.
Way back in the day, when I used to dj at a kind of lame all ages club, i'd often play stuff that i wanted to hear and then run out on the dancefloor and then run to get back in the booth in time to get ready for some lame request like "play this lords of acid tune so that me and this other girl can do a routine where we act out some faux-lesbian male fantasy to get all the guys hot and bothered" - I guess my girlfriend gave them such a stinkeye that one of them sent their skin boyfriend after me so i just pinned him against the wall and told him to calm the fuck down - pretty nice to me after that 😄
 
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@catalog will give you £10 to DJ, I'll plead poverty and pour you a couple of shots of German supermarket own brand rums and then insist on the 10 pm to 12 spot and play all my favourite tunes of that week

tonight I'd probably kick off with



sound Iration - new style ( scruff's dub )
 
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when the "SOUND IRATION IN DUB" LP came out we were living above "Chris and Charlotte" - pubs in the UK in the 80s used to have to close at 3 pm ( ? ) in those days, my memory is hazy, and at about ten past three in the afternoon my nap would be interrupted by "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SLACK CUNT FUCKING CUNT!" and the flat would shake as Chris would slap Charolotte about and then she would "bitch slap" him and he would whine and whinge and then my slumber was broken and I'd slam on sound iration - Seventh Seal to drown out the domestic argy bargy



Chris wanted to bang up a gram of bathtub speed and buy a tank and blow the council out of existence but no one would buy in to his "buy a tank and get arrested" scheme, I have more stories about Charlotte but I'm too pissed to do justice
 
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-+^ I would have said that the tune above was the blueprint for UK STEPPERS

but I'd be lying

we used to really crank up the volume on this tune, "all the way!"

the flat would be shaking, reverberating, drowning out the daily fights between Chris and Charlotte



Sound Iration - Revelation Time

if time stopped now then it'd be OK: cos it's REVELATION TIME
 
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some record shop assistants were legendary and KEITH at Daddy Kool in Berwick street Soho London was one of those

famed for his distain, his snark, and his general bad attitude

I once asked him for a copy of "Seventh Seal" on 12 inch and he waved a copy of the "Sound iration In Dub" LP in my face and I was like "I've got the LP already, I've played it to death while drowning out Chris and Charlotte fighting at pub closing time, I actually wanted the 12 inch, it's a different mix" and he just sneered at me

C**T
 
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