Which creature should Jack be made to fight in a pit?

[version]

Choose your fighter.

 

[luka]

got to be a bully xl for me

 

[WashYourHands]

CM, think about it, starts like this



and ends as a win

 

[Mr. Tea]

Craner all day, obvs.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Come on @shakahislop, you can't select 'other' and then not say. Is it Keir Starmer? Great Cthulhu? Cookie Monster?

 

[Corpsey]

Shark, if the pit is drained and I have a baseball bat

 

[shakahislop]

Come on @shakahislop, you can't select 'other' and then not say. Is it Keir Starmer? Great Cthulhu? Cookie Monster?

he should fight paul schrader

 

[william_kent]

he should fight paul schrader

put an ounce of cocaine in the centre of the ring, winner takes all

 

[Mr. Tea]

he should fight paul schrader

Schrader's work frequently depicts "man in a room" stories which feature isolated, troubled men confronting an existential crisis.

Genius.

 

[Mr. Tea]

put an ounce of cocaine in the centre of the ring, winner takes all

What, in one go?

Move over Cocaine Bear, here's Cocaine Corpsey!