Flights of fancy

[Corpsey]

I was walking down an alley on the way to work today and there was a person about twenty feet ahead of me, I mimed drawing and cocking a pistol and double tapped them in the head

Whenever I go up the stairs at my parents house I mime holding an M16, kick my bedroom/the toilet door open and sweep the room for terrorists

Every time I'm left alone in a lift with a mirror I gurn and grin at myself in the mirror and then I enjoy "dropping" the mad grin when the doors open

 

[luka]

Your insane

 

[Corpsey]

I was shopping earlier and I was at the self service tills, I saw two little boys with their dad and was momentarily annoyed by one of them for some reason, the mildest suspicion that they were being rambunctious and I thought about how funny it would be if I told the father he has two very ugly sons and then from there I thought well I'd have to be able to beat him up otherwise he would beat me up and then I thought if I could and did it I'd be a horrible person a bully like Paul Sykes and I regretted the whole thing

 

[shakahislop]

i'm calling the police

 

[Corpsey]

When I was a child in the back seat being driven somewhere up the motorway (by my dad not a chauffeur) I would imagine we were in a big race with the other cars

But now it's mostly day dreams involving violent sexual assaults etc.

 

[shakahislop]

i think sufi set dissensus up to detect violent crimes before they happen

 

[Corpsey]

I'm in a weird mood today

But these little playful moments are a permanent fixture of my life

They're not all about fantasising about doing inappropriate things, I guess they're escapist, life is so fucking boring if you're not stalking your victims with a silenced PPK

 

[Murphy]

But now it's mostly day dreams involving violent sexual assaults etc.

 

[0bleak]

But now it's mostly day dreams involving violent sexual assaults etc.

But these little playful moments are a permanent fixture of my life

um, this is pretty fucked up - maybe try to back off on the porn or SOMETHING

 

[Corpsey]

Think of how imaginative you are as a child, and yet as an adult you're rarely called upon to imagine anything except endlessly constructing foul sexual fantasies about your friends partners

 

[Corpsey]

The rich imaginative life of Dennis Nielsen

 

[Corpsey]

Anyway I'm playing up to your image of me, your imaginary image of me, here, really this is a thread for more whimsical flights of fancy, such as assassinating a man down an alley with a silenced pistol