favourite headline ever

[Mr. Tea]

Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free

'The Glory Hole was a lot narrower than I thought.'

metro.co.uk

 

[Clinamenic]

The Mighty James Webb Peers Directly Into Uranus

NASA's James Webb Space Telescope has gotten an unprecedented, close-up look at the many rings of Uranus and its moons.

futurism.com

 

[Mr. Tea]

The Mighty James Webb Peers Directly Into Uranus

NASA's James Webb Space Telescope has gotten an unprecedented, close-up look at the many rings of Uranus and its moons.

futurism.com

Did you know it's full of methane?

 

[Clinamenic]

Did you know it's full of methane?

Another assumption.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Another assumption.

No no, you can tell. Because of the, uh, emissions.

 

[Clinamenic]

No no, you can tell. Because of the, uh, emissions.

One of many fallacies about Uranus. I take it upon myself to co’rectum.

 

[Version]

One of many fallacies about Uranus. I take it upon myself to co’rectum.

you constipated Stan? cos that was a bit "strained"

disappointed

edit: more fibre?

 

[Clinamenic]

They just started playing the live acoustic version of Psycho Killer at the Biergarten I’m reading/drinking at.

 

[Clinamenic]

Okay they’re playing the whole live playlist.

 

[Version]

Okay they’re playing the whole live playlist.

?

some sort of talking heads tribute?

 

[Clinamenic]

I’ve stopped reading per se and have gone back to previously read territory, seeing as my reading comprehension has been compromised. My page count for this stretch has capped out at 58 pages.

 

[Version]

context?

 

[Clinamenic]

?

some sort of talking heads tribute?

Yeah it’s been three talking heads songs in a row. And I just rewatched Stop Making Sense in its recent theatrical release.

 

[Version]

stan?

 

[Clinamenic]

Mind you William I am more and more cognitively compromised with every post.

 

[Clinamenic]

Okay I see now, I’ve bifurcated the conversation between this and the pints thread. Henceforth I will post in the pints thread.

 

[Version]

Okay I see now, I’ve bifurcated the conversation between this and the pints thread. Henceforth I will post in the pints thread.

CAREFUL WITH YOUR LANGUAGE

BIFURCATION MEANS A "CERTAIN' BODY MODIFICATION TO ME

RE/SEARCH MODERN PRIMITIVES

....

SPLIT

OUCH

edit: penis, like a snake tongue..... ouch

 

[Clinamenic]

Again with all the projections of internal fantasies.

 

[Clinamenic]

I’ve returned to the commune, with a six-pack of Fort Point Kolsch, and I intend on advancing.

 

[Version]

can we, mutually, agree to delete all post since my ill advised and extremely drunk "you constipated Stan? `" post?

I've come to a similar agreement with version where I promised to reveal some stuff but then I reneged but it's all love