Marvel Films

[craner]

Depends which half

 

[luka]

Imagine if half of dissensus died

😢😥😭😈😂😂😂😂😂👺

 

[luka]

Anyone remotely interested in cinema is obliged to watch this film. It will never be beaten. It's the highest you can go. Like Everest.

 

[Corpsey]

This gives you some idea of what it was like seeing it at the cinema on opening night:


It was weird. Made me think they're really not movies in the traditional sense.

 

[luka]

WTF! How did he hold the hammer anyway I didn't really understand that.

 

[luka]

I thought coming into the film oh I'm a fucking expert I know everything about these films I just watched 100 hours of marvel in five days but then half it just flew over my head. Like Supergirl appearing out of nowhere looking like Jack Monroe

 

[Corpsey]

It was a cheap trick really. He was "Worthy".

Although this was set up in "Age of Ultron" when Captain America's the only Avenger who tries to pick it up and makes it actually move a little.

 

[luka]

This gives you some idea of what it was like seeing it at the cinema on opening night:


It was weird. Made me think they're really not movies in the traditional sense.

@craner you have to watch this video this is mental!

 

[Corpsey]

I've just realised you could have paid for one month of Disney+ and watched every single Marvel movie ever made. Plus the TV serieses.

 

[luka]

Too much like hard work. But you can see how the tv series are necessary to fill the gaps between films.

 

[luka]

When I was 11 I had a brief period of trying to get into comics but I couldn't hack the six month wait between issues. They take five minutes to read and then you're left hanging.

If it wasn't for the tv series you'd have that issue with the films. They're very addictive and there's really nothing else that can scratch that itch.

I tried to watch Revenge of the Sith and it definitely didn't work. It was like trying to smoke a Benson when you're clucking for a spliff. Just made matters worse.

 

[craner]

@craner you have to watch this video this is mental!

The CGI looks absolutely disgusting. The people who make these films have absolutely no sense of visual beauty.

 

[luka]

Well yeah obviously but it's the noises you are supposed to be noticing

 

[luka]

Have you ever heard an English cinema making those kind of noises?

 

[craner]

No, just people eating food

 

[luka]

The other obvious point is that your image of 'beauty' is obsolete. You are a pre-raphalite essentially.

 

[craner]

In any other context this would just be more evidence for your irrational hatred of Americans

 

[craner]

The other obvious point is that your image of 'beauty' is obsolete. You are a pre-raphalite essentially.

Hmm, yes, I am known for my love of William Morris.

 

[luka]

I don't hate Americans my Uncle Burt is from Ohio.

 

[luka]

@Corpsey ride to my aid. Smite this pagan.