Oh, an important pitfall that newcomers to the game often fall into. "M**rgate" must never be referred to directly by name. Instead it is called "The Scottish Station". It is permitted to land there provided the player is carrying out one of the three so-called "Highland Manouevres", but in all other circumstances a direct land on the Scottish Station will result in immediate banishment to High Barnet. Some rulesets introduce additional penalties for even passing through the Scottish Station, but these may be averted by reciting "Hoots, Mon, There's a Moose Loose Aboot this Hoose" three times before committing to the move.