Le Epic Choons

thirdform

pass the sick bucket
still most of the hard techno people seem to be more of a gessaffelstein fanbase than being into hard shit proper. like tekno.
they want this overmasculated, geometric tatoo type shit,.

I think tekno-with-a-k is too soft. It's the arse end of free party music when it was captured by hippy degenerates and psychedelic society types.

This is what you want if we're talking about truly hard


 

sus

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I'm sorry Wektor, but these tracks are all uniformly terrible.

Thirdform, I like Atmosfear, but in what world is 70s jazz funk "epic"? Do you even know what that word means?
 

sus

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Biscuits is the only one who has posted a reasonable entry so far. Corpsey was pretty close.
 

sus

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No, I'm sorry Linebaugh, I've just now seen what you posted and they are not even close

DLaurent made an OK attempt with Sister Sledge, but I think it should be pretty obvious that "I Feel Love" is the only epic disco song ever written
 

sus

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Really confused how nobody is getting this... Even if you live under a rock and have no concept of what "epic" means, I would have figured the examples triangulated it pretty well
 

sus

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Perhaps I have to make a second thread, Actually Epic Songs, and I will preface it with a very specific definition of the epic, and give more central examples up front
 

sus

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If mvuent was here he could explain it. He's good at explaining your ways to us. He's like a translator.
Yes, the Brits are too thick and Linebaugh is clever enough to pretend to be thick, in order to befriend the Brits, but Mvuent is the only one who is guileless enough (in the best way, I love you Mvuent) that he will give it to you straight.
 
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