2 cunts canvassing y’day knocked on the door, big mistake, not to get all Citizen Smith. Nottingham East was C Leslie’s prior to Brexit apocalypse. The last week has also been every man’s worst anatomical nightmare, think it caught up, so both barrels deployed
Door knocks, open it to see 2 fat white pasty looking cunts beaming, “hello sir, we’re from the local conservative party, just door hopping, wondered if we could ask a few questions“
”Fuck off you pair of insipid cunts. Go on, do one, rapid. You’re trespassing”
- “We’ll phone the police!”
”Phone them. Have you met our dogs yet?”
- ”Phoning now!”
”Nice sandals, cunt”
So you stand there as they back out looking a bit unnerved but nowhere near unnerved enough imho. And then the scrotum pain returned