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Mellsman

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I remember Genesis P-Orridge being miffed about being below Neds Atomic Dustbin on the bill at the Reading Festival.

Actually, looking at the old line ups for Reading would be fruitful for thread. Zodiac Mindwarp, Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts, The Mission.
Bonnie Tyler / Ramones b2b reading 87
 

william_kent

Well-known member
if we're talking grebo, then surely the Gaye Bykers on Acid attempt at film making requires a mention - get signed to major label, blow the advance on making this:


Gaye Bykers on Acid - Drill Your Own Hole - full movie

Quintessential ShitBrit

the guitarist makes covid conspiracy concept albums nowadays for extra shit points

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from the blurb on his bandcamp:

TECHNOCRATIC TYRANNY
This Covid 19 Scamdemic is nothing more than a purposely manufactured fake crisis, a social engineered public relations marketing operation for our initiation into the ‘Globalist’s’ ‘4th Industrial Revolution’. The instigation of ‘Agenda 21’, ‘Agenda 2030’ and the implementation of the ‘Digital ID Grid Surveillance System’.
This is DAVOS’ ‘New Green Deal’ , the ‘Climate Change Agenda’, now re-packaged as the ‘THE GREAT RESET’ (World Economic Forum - ‘ECO-HITLER Mastermind’ Klaus Schwab) and the new era of Biological Transhumanism, merging man and machine for a ’smarter’ future.
Lockdowns, social distancing, mask wearing, testing, all part of the initiation ritual.

etc.,
 
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thirdform

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I'm surprised happy mondays/primal scream and all that madchester abomination hasn't been brought up. easy target I know, but it seems like there's still some attempt to make them vaguely credible, when they were not. Add housemartins, Beats International, norman Cook fucking wank. no idea how Simon likes Fatboy slim, it's beyond shite, get deeper into rnb and stop looking for timbaland type auteurs all the time and embrace smooth, sultry senius en vogue!
 
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thirdform

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some of the early 90s british house was an extra pile of shit.


Weird this is popular with hip young dekmantel attending white queers because it's the most joyless, most heterosexual and ham-fisted take I can think about on house music. But then again white people love exalting failures as a barometer of anti-capitalist subversion, even though capitalism in general produces more failures than successes, so where the subvversion is, I'm lost. But I wouldn't be dancing to a track called land of oz (poppyfield mix) in the rave, so maybe being a true white kid is lost on me.
 

thirdform

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It’s just rubbish, fuck all to do with “white”

I hope you're right. But dekmantel does feel a bit like a whites only enclave. Of course it isn't, but it feels that way. Ash Sarkar at leawst got that right.

Dutch house/techno festival for boring graphic designer club kids, if anyone doesn't know what it is. It started off ok but then went quite showbiz, from what I have been able to ascertain. Was gonna go in 2015 but glad that fell through, almost.
 

thirdform

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some of the early 90s british house was an extra pile of shit.


Weird this is popular with hip young dekmantel attending white queers because it's the most joyless, most heterosexual and ham-fisted take I can think about on house music. But then again white people love exalting failures as a barometer of anti-capitalist subversion, even though capitalism in general produces more failures than successes, so where the subvversion is, I'm lost. But I wouldn't be dancing to a track called land of oz (poppyfield mix) in the rave, so maybe being a true white kid is lost on me.

The thing with that Spooky track is it samples this, which is a classic:


one day we should create a thread where we can talk about sampling gone wrong.
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
just meant the tune, cashing in etc etc, no idea about Dekmetal lol

masses of it, so much can’t recall it all, Guerilla, D.O.P (so so shite), jocks like Fabi Paras who could be ok one night and absolute prog abyss another, even certain JBO release wtf were they thinking
 

thirdform

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oh, also, Underworld.

Does anyone actually enjoy them though? I know how to make our takes on house/techno great, put a Welsh Jarvis Cocker on the piss over our records to mumble all over them and take a huge crapola. And people moan about ninj mikey's brother on a helter skelter rave tape!

Mind you, the few occasions they didn't make vocal tracks they were acceptable.
 

thirdform

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my get out of jail free card on this is that Congo Natty had a half Welsh mum or something like that.

There must be an exemplary welsh house/techno dj. Quite a few Irish ones.
 

thirdform

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then you have the sugababes, who are proper trashy, nail bar soul, but fucking great for that reason, so not shitBrit.

Same with that first Laroux record. It's wrong, but in that hideous defamation something charming comes out. So can't really be put in this category for me.
 
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