how many pints can you drink?

[wg-]

Lost count yesterday

 

[Mr. Tea]

Lost count yesterday

So about three, then.

 

[.....]

pints of what?

 

[Mr. Tea]

pints of what?

Hallucinogenic reindeer piss.

 

[.....]

ah, ok - how big of a pint are we talking?

 

[Mr. Tea]

ah, ok - how big of a pint are we talking?

This being a UK-based forum, I would assume a UK pint (568 ml).

 

[.....]

well, that's absolutely pint-sized!
in that case, i'd say a couple dozen or more

 

[Mr. Tea]

well, that's absolutely pint-sized!
in that case, i'd say a couple dozen or more

Fucking legend.

 

[Murphy]

@RickieLambert

 

[thirdform]

I dislike pints. they are mathematically retrograde and hence undialectical. shots and bottles are much better.

 

[wg-]

So about three, then.

I think it's impossible to have three pints. The third pint is the danger pint, the gateway, the real start of the piss up

Two of course is the optimum amount and if you can walk away at two you're a better man than me really

 

[Corpsey]

you're bang on there

i had the third and it was game over at that point

 

[Murphy]

 

[Murphy]

occurs with tons of drinks

wine was 3 glasses as that gives you 3 more glasses before you have to re-up, which you should always prepare for by buying two a a time prior to opening - you don’t want to waste any or let it go stale leaving it for a day, god forbid so BUY TWO

with stimulants added, apply the same logic to brandy, Calvados and bourbon, magnificent and every now n again I get a micro flash of being roasted on flake sampling brandies in booze shops pre/post scoring with lines of thimble sized samples

downers arent the same for booze addition but then again lean is codeine linctus and take your pick of drinks