things Mr Tea will love

[hmg]

Bruh

 

[Clinamenic]

🌬️

 

[hmg]

Does he have a retinue, a travelling household? You're lucky to have escaped with your head. Check your crocs for vipers.

 

[Clinamenic]

Does he have a retinue, a travelling household? You're lucky to have escaped with your head. Check your crocs for vipers.

He came with two other gentlemen, all wearing suits.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Fucking hell, I'm just embarrassed for him at this point.

 

[hmg]

He came with two other gentlemen, all wearing suits.

Disappointing, I'd imagined his arrival would be like something out of The Man Who Would Be King, caparisoned yaks, tumblers, prayer wheel spinners and an exotically-tuned brass section

 

[Clinamenic]

Imagine enforcing a national tobacco ban only to come to the US and get enveloped by thick cloud of rich, black toasted cavendish smoke, from some kid who didn't even realize you were a king until someone told him later.

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[shakahislop]

i love the idea of some standard bhutanese dude telling everyone in san francisco that he's a king

 

[Clinamenic]

I certainly didn't ask for any proof.

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[Clinamenic]

@Mr. Tea would be proud of my off-the-cuff punnery in the housemate groupchat:

 

[Mr. Tea]

@Mr. Tea would be proud of my off-the-cuff punnery in the housemate groupchat:

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Better to die a quick death like that than a long drawn-out one after catching corvid-19.

 

[Clinamenic]

Better to die a quick death like that than a long drawn-out one after catching corvid-19.

I think if I included that one, they’d have kicked me out

 

[Mr. Tea]

I think if I included that one, they’d have kicked me out

It would have been a rookie error.

 

[DannyL]

This thread is a good example of why I've given up on this board. Worth shutting it down at this point.

 

[DannyL]

The board I mean, not just the thread.

 

[Mr. Tea]

This thread is a good example of why I've given up on this board. Worth shutting it down at this point.

Aww come on, Dan, some of the puns have been 🔥🔥🔥.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

The board I mean, not just the thread.

It's not to my liking, so I want the whole thing destroyed - the hallmark of the authoritarian personality.

 

[DannyL]

Aww come on, Dan, some of the puns have been 🔥🔥🔥.

Nope