Worst songs you've ever heard?

version

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i grew up with all the drug influences from dance music seeping into pop. that french house ("weird post-disco thingy" as version calls it) is fairly potently druggy. like when the e first kicks in and its all lush on your skin before you become sentient, mechanic sensation.

It's all got that pumping sidechain compression going on. That's the thing most associated with French House and the Ed Banger stuff for me.
 

luka

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There's some grotesque songs I hear the buskers do but luckily I can't remember any of them.

And does anyone remember an English earnest disgusting pop song about something like you'll be a man one day my son or something like thT fucking hell thT was rank horrible dogshit
 

luka

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Or like when I was a boy or some thing or other I want to hear that again to remember how much I hate it
 
i grew up with all the drug influences from dance music seeping into pop. that french house ("weird post-disco thingy" as version calls it) is fairly potently druggy. like when the e first kicks in and its all lush on your skin before you become sentient, mechanic sensation.

this one's similar:


William orbit? I love this too. Reminds me of the first girl i proper fancied.
 

sadmanbarty

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there's not a lot of music i actively dislike (i don't think...).

one thing that offends me though is garish nothingness. a garishness that doesn't serve to indicate aggression or pain or being overwhelmed anything or joyful exuberance. it's just nothing. x factor music does it.

 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy

I wouldn't say this is the worst song I've ever heard but it used to annoy the living shit out of me when I was working in a warehouse with compulsory Radio 1.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
i grew up with all the drug influences from dance music seeping into pop. that french house ("weird post-disco thingy" as version calls it) is fairly potently druggy. like when the e first kicks in and its all lush on your skin before you become sentient, mechanic sensation.

this one's similar:


This song gives me a weird sense of nostalgia cos I did the compulsory Thailand trip before uni back in 2003 (?) and I remember sitting in a cafe on Ko Phi Phi (which was obliterated by the tsunami in 2004) and they were playing 'The Beach' on a TV. So in a roundabout way I associate it with being young and having the world all before me, even though the film and song actually came out in 2000.
 

luka

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It's the innate rubbishness of English music again. The school pantomime quality. The endearing lack of any talent or charisma. The US has En Vogue. We have All Saints.
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
i used to hang out in a youth hostel for some time and this was one of the songs that just kept being played by australian white dreads and i can't hear that fucking saxophone anymore. i imagine this is the stuff they play you on eternal repeat in guantanamo bay.

 
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