Without prior knowledge of any of the US intelligence agencies a bunch of Arab students hijack three planes with box cutters and manage to crash one of them into the WTC , which then collapses at free-fall speed, and another one in the Pentagon - the most secure building in the world -, approaching it in a manoeuvre pilots say is physically impossible (more than 40 security tapes showing this impact are confiscated for security reasons). Luckily, the passports of the perpetrators survive the total pulverisation of the airliners so that the attack can immediately be linked to an evil turbaned terrorist mastermind who is hiding himself in some cave in Afghanistan. All attempts of the US intelligence and military apparatus to locate the elusive terror overlord fail, despite their budget being higher than the combined GNP of several industrial countries. Finally, two wars, 10 years and more than 1 million civilian deaths later the one man responsible for the attacks is discovered in a cozy mansion in the heart of Pakistan. The heroic and inspiring new American leader doesn't hesitate and orders the execution of the public enemy number one which is swiftly carried out by a team of trained killers. The public does not get to see any evidence of the death of its archenemy but is reassured that his porn collection was considerable. In the aftermath of the entire operation, Pakistan is conveniently accused of having provided refuge to the diabolic terrorist leader and a new war is on the horizon, this time involving China and a couple of nukes. To be continued.
To all the oh so critical minds on here: Does this narrative strike you as "mythopoeisthesizing" and "propagandistic" as well?
No, wait, I forgot, it's the truth and any one who says otherwise is a conspiracy theorist.