Murphy

cat malogen
2 Ketamine experiences stand out just for their surreal manifestations.

First weird one was a post free party pile on back to someone’s gaff. Been a loooong weekend and I knew it was a bad idea as soon as the wrap came out. Felt so crispy anyway. Was trying to make about ten cups of tea and my name gets called and I’m thinking I just want to go to bed. Hand out teas, people are already saying things like “sea goes ssssssshhhh, air goes ffffffffffffffff” etc. Hoof the line off a plate and try and make it back to kitchen in time (it had this old rocking chair, really comfy) but I got as far as the doorframe separating the rooms. In seconds I’m in a haze between two places, 2 entangled worlds - the kitchen itself and an ex’s flat. They were mushing and melding and shifting and a dog might have been there (?). I could feel the door frame, but this swirl wouldn’t separate out from 2 distinct space times. Came round on my knees with a dog in front of me looking as perplexed as I was. Not unpleasant, not pleasant, just a plate of weirdness.

2nd strangest one was was doing a line you know’s too big after too many ales. Had stopped at a mates flat to buy a g on the way home, so he kindly offered a sample and disregarding common sense up it goes, the nostril sting and gross throat drip, but foolishly thought I could make it home while the K kicked in. Wrong! Got about 2 streets up to Nottingham castle by the Robin Hood statue and space time dissolved into white framed rectangular blocks of consciousness that assembled themselves against the pitch blackness. The blocks were self organising, then a voice came through “are you ok there?” and I could barely make out a couple of women trying to help me out of this shop doorway like a broken tramp. I just couldn’t get up for fuck knows how long. Gross. Nose running, a cab driver turned me down and i had to walk nome to Sherwood in the bastard rain. Skills eh.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Had a horrendous time on ket at Glastonbury last year, a pure 'just got to get through this next hour' sort of thing where reality became totally unmoored from meaning.

Vowed never to touch it again.
 

luka

Well-known member
ive had those on dmt but luckily that only lasts 5 minutes so you can do it again straight awawy
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I see a lot of ppl saying Elon is a ket addict and this explains some of his behaviour but I can't really understand this cos if I was a ket addict I'd be presumably unable to even see my phone let alone type tweets

Ofc the tolerance level is precipitous so maybe I've just never broken through
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
ive had those on dmt but luckily that only lasts 5 minutes so you can do it again straight awawy
I like drugs that make me feel connected to reality like mdma, mushrooms--even booze, in some ways. Enhancing your senses, knocking down your emotional barriers.

But I suppose that's connecting to a nice version of reality whereas some of these drugs displace your delusions and make you see reality in a raw state which can be quite horrifying
 

dilbert1

Well-known member
I told him we could all get drinks at the end of the month. All the light hazing about me being a dark triad psychopath for not turning up to the Situationist book talk Gus was dying to meet me at really struck a nerve and I’ve had a change of heart.
 

Murphy

cat malogen
have you thought about speaking with a free styling, oral sex enthusiast (giving, not receiving) going by the name of @malelesbian ?

he might be able to move you past fingerbanging to a zero dental-dam oral sex slurp fest (giving not receiving)

however, much like politics, given his fixation on a single sexual style as a one-act lover @malelesbian maybe isn’t the most qualified among such reprobates to seek counsel from in terms of pussyhoundom
 

dilbert1

Well-known member
You can take all the ket you want. Hell i’ll even cut myself off to the point where I can responsibly chaperone everyone. Lord knows sus isnt’t qualified
 

Murphy

cat malogen
if he’s not careful our Kid‘ll end up going full Max Hardcore one day except with a cellar full of guns and a meth collar Gus got him hooked on from pre-planned unmentioned ‘rites’, where the Kid’s line somehow accidentally on purpose got loaded with tranq because = ‘plans’ as a plea of “it’s my firrrrrrst tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII111111111MMMMMEee.. . . . .“ is met with frenzied glee

in 2-d spacetime made up entirely of irregularly shaped white lined polygons (time crystals), against a black as hell background containing absolutely nothing else, no-one can hear you scream @kid charlemagne
 
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