so i once knew this fit bird from oxford uni and she was into overpopulation theories.
man, i wanted to bone the shit out of her but had to refrain. Me, shagging a eugenicist? that's a step too far and I'm proflugate enough to shag sell out asian tories. incredible feat of self-discipline that was, never once noticed my boner, never got too close to her, never dragged my hand through her hair.
you know them ultra-religious muslims who fast every monday-thursday because it's what the prophet muhammad did? they stay up all night praying on monday-thursday. do they think that is discipline? it's pretty easy that one just stock up on a 20 of fags for after iftar and a few cups of coffee. job done.
What could possibly mitigate this? i was overjoyed when she vanished.
this is why i can understand corpsey's love for ketamine. I thank allah almighty that I'm not a son of a turkish academic who grew up in oxford. I'd be amputating my limbs for crack by now.