Dogs

[Corpsey]

Joyce was scared of dogs.

Just yesterday I took a selfie cos i got a haircut and I realised that though I think of myself as a cat I'm definitely a dog. One of those stocky semi flat faced terriers you might see gently dying in a pub.

 

[Corpsey]

Something ancient and human about a dog's eyes. Like looking into the face of a caveman. Don't like it, unnerving. Prefer the glassy alien stare of a cat.

Great post

Also I've had my eyes compared to a dogs several times

 

[Corpsey]

I like this dog, if I had millions of pounds I'd spend my days cycling down forest trails with a dog and then all back to mine for lashings of ginger beer cocaine and sex workers

 

[Corpsey]

The one time I've been tripping on the Heath (Parliament hill) it was late at night and a mist blanketed everything. You could see almost nothing but mist and these white hounds, like wolves, white wolves, emerged out of the mists. About 7 of them.

I'd forgotten about this post one of my favourite on dissensus

 

[Corpsey]

Can't tell if I want a dog or not a the moment

Or a cat actually

But it's always a possibility

 

[Leo]

Depends on your level of commitment. Dogs require much more time and attention, have to take them out a few times a day. you can ignore a cat for a day or two, most of them don't give a shit cuz they're aloof and off doing their own thing. we go away for a weekend and just leave a large bowl of food and water, no problem.

 

[Murphy]

Can't tell if I want a dog or not a the moment

But it's always a possibility

ooh la la, la

 

[luka]

edmund is going to get a dog i think he should get a kangal or one of these noble beasts

 

[luka]

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[woops]

i don't want a dog that could overpower then eat me

 

[Version]

in the past I may have harboured darkness within and laughed when some owner of a wolf tripped and their pet ripped their throat apart

 

[Mr. Tea]

i don't want a dog that could overpower then eat me

You'd prefer one that you could overpower and eat?

 

[luka]

he wants a king charles spaniel he always coos and ahs in a disgusting way whenever one walks past