Cringeworthy

[luka]

Fucking disgusting. Can you give us character sketches of all of them please? Just quick caricatures so we have a sense of their various personalities

 

[Corpsey]

They're perfectly nice people but also slightly annoying and definitely not the top-flight people I normally choose to associate with.

For example, I watched a movie with them the other week in deference to our cohabitation in quarantine and one of them kept talking the whole way through.

And because they're flatmates, not MATES, I can't tell her to STFU.

 

[sadmanbarty]

i've cultivated a genius thing of being comically aloof, so that i can just do what i want and people think it's silly rather than being insulted.

 

[luka]

Just one girl surrounded by salivating jackals? Or more than one girl?

 

[sadmanbarty]

go on corpse. a quick sentance or two about each one please.

 

[luka]

Corpsey strutting into the kitchen after a shower towel round his waist, jiggling his pecs. He calls it 'alpha dogging' his flat mates he learned it off Joe Rogan

 

[sadmanbarty]

hovers over her as she ties her laces. "she's on her knees and she ain't praying" he says with a demonic grin on his face.

 

[sadmanbarty]

taking shits and not locking the door.

 

[shiels]

Yes please do corpsey and amp up the cringe stay the fuck on topic everyone

 

[sadmanbarty]

Yes please do corpsey and amp up the cringe stay the fuck on topic everyone

every thread is just vehicle for us to explore different facets of corpsey and his life. it's the whole engine of disensus. it's what we're all here for

 

[shiels]

Don’t have sex with housemates. Cringeworthy. Prisoner in your own home.

 

[william kent]

I once brought a friend from another group to a house party and he turned up off his face, tried to kiss the host's girlfriend and set fire to a tea towel in the kitchen before being asked to leave. Incredibly embarrassing evening.

 

[Mr. Tea]

how is tea not a tory?

I honestly don't know.

I see the topic has wandered a bit since I last posted in this thread, but in a not unamusing way. Love the idea of Corpsey as a bowman at Agincourt.

 

[shiels]

We were getting somewhere tea. we were decolonising minds and they brought it back to the lads whatsapp group

 

[Mr. Tea]

We were getting somewhere tea. we were decolonising minds and they brought it back to the lads whatsapp group

The highbrow must always coexist with the lowbrow, the yang with the yin. Thus is the Tao of Dissensus maintained.

 

[shiels]

Pulp modernism

 

[luka]

how is tea not a tory?

Authentic footage of Mr Tea

 

[william kent]

Did you get that in your related vids out of nowhere?

 

[luka]

Yeah

 

[william kent]

The same thing happened to me. I thought he looked like barty.