So, so vigilant. Many could and should find themselves in gulags, herded into trucks and bombed in open fields while said event is streamed live. Miguel fucking Migs types. That'd get my vote. Any release featuring a bikini or "Bar Grooves" in/on the sleeve. Or make them fight each other to the death, Roman style. Mmm-mmmmmm, shadows and dust.
Problem is when you pull a random lass out on the piss. You click and she flirts enough that you take her home within a few hours. In through the door and she's on you like herpes, whispering in your ear that she has a fetish for inflatable butt plugs which she's brought out in her handbag and Aqua playing on repeat until you've prolapsed her rectum.
Then you randomly think of Cherie Blair and it's all ruined. You phone her a cab, kiss her good morning and as she skips off you close the door and this is still playing upstairs. From then on you always hear it whenever you hear unforgivable House or see Cherie Blair and the only thing that can cure it is seeing Joey Negro pulled apart at the spine by opposing tractors. There's only one Joey Negro though and we can't kill them all. Can we?