tips to club owners:
give people somewhere to escape heat sweat and misery ie QUIET
AIR FUCKING CONDITIONING...it might be costly but fuck you if you dont provide it
big enough cloakrooms. see above.
nice beer, not shit cheap piss.
minimise coke intake. fuck that shit.
dont make the design difficult to negotiate - no narrow doorways or passages if they connect different dancefloors
FUCK OFF unisex toilets. fuck off fuck off.
pathetic allusions to "glamour" are unnecessary. no one looks glamourous with sweat all over them,. even if they paid at a "reception area", and theres a VIP lounge. everyone looks the same at the end of the night: tired, bored, pissed off, hot, drunk, fucked.
stop being greedy bastards adn cramming people in. why not let enough people in to make some money and get a good atmosphere, instead of trying to strecht the fire capacity.
guestlist - no no no no no no
dont skimp on a soundsystem and buy cheap then whack the volume up so high it sounds shit and everyone leaves with ringing ears. either turn it down or buy quality.
listen to your customers! dont treat them like scum, luka is entitled to his contempt, but high and mighty club management are not.
the best club is my iving room cos it fulfils most of these criteria (except the soundsystem one)
give people somewhere to escape heat sweat and misery ie QUIET
AIR FUCKING CONDITIONING...it might be costly but fuck you if you dont provide it
big enough cloakrooms. see above.
nice beer, not shit cheap piss.
minimise coke intake. fuck that shit.
dont make the design difficult to negotiate - no narrow doorways or passages if they connect different dancefloors
FUCK OFF unisex toilets. fuck off fuck off.
pathetic allusions to "glamour" are unnecessary. no one looks glamourous with sweat all over them,. even if they paid at a "reception area", and theres a VIP lounge. everyone looks the same at the end of the night: tired, bored, pissed off, hot, drunk, fucked.
stop being greedy bastards adn cramming people in. why not let enough people in to make some money and get a good atmosphere, instead of trying to strecht the fire capacity.
guestlist - no no no no no no
dont skimp on a soundsystem and buy cheap then whack the volume up so high it sounds shit and everyone leaves with ringing ears. either turn it down or buy quality.
listen to your customers! dont treat them like scum, luka is entitled to his contempt, but high and mighty club management are not.
the best club is my iving room cos it fulfils most of these criteria (except the soundsystem one)