IdleRich
IdleRich
The other day we wanted to watch the 2005 or whatever it is version of The Master and Margarita made for Russian tv. We found a decent one with subs on this Russian movies website - we'd used it before but thought we'd used up our free allocation so wasn't expecting it to work, but it let us watch the thing.... for about half an hour and then it demanded money for us to watch the rest. We were sucked in so we angrily paid 15 dollars for a week's access to the site. And although we acted grudgingly, it truly is an amazing resource. I think you can pay fifteen for a week or more for a month or maybe a hundred for infinite access and I can see we're going to end up paying that, there is just so much great stuff there (and a couple we couldn't find I'll admit, but only a couple).
So, if you have any interest in Soviet films at all (and I've seen a few mentioned) you really should check it out. And just to get you in the mood I'm gonna randomly list ten you should check out (which are probably on the site but to be honest I haven't checked).
The Mascot
Starewicz was an unbelievable animator, it's incredible to me that this is coming up to a hundred years old and still looks great - in fact his later ones such as Renart the Fox are even more technically advanced but I like the story of this one where the teddy bear gets lost in the street and gets caught up in this weird devil's ball involving the rougher tougher street creatures. A truly surreal sequence.
Morphine
I could have put almost anything from Balabanov as he's one of my favourite directors - Of Freaks and Men, shot in pseudo-sepia - in which weirdos use the advent of movie cameras (a recurring theme with Balabanov) to immediately start making porn, Zhmurki is the Russian Pulp Fiction and his adapation of the Kafka's the Castle is a trip - but his version of Bulgakov's short (and funny I understand) story is the one I picked. The adaptation is far from comedic though - from the icy sled trip to the isolated outpost where our young urban doctor will work, the cold seeps into the film and never really lets go. Stir in the descent into addiction, the horrific injuries of his patients (and their increasingly painful operations as our hero dilutes the morphine solution to feed his addiction - as, it is implied, does every other country doctor) and then finally the revolution and collapse and it's not really a laugh a minute. The bits at the end when the guy is wandering lost in his hospital pyjamas, desperate for a fix was one of the most effective portrayals of hopelessness I've seen in a film - you just want him to lie down and die and put everyone out of their misery. Though it's not all like that - in the trailer there is a clip of the strangely sexy scene bit when he performs the gynaecological exam on the countess who stares confidently into his eyes and blows smoke into his face from her cigarette holder and... well, there's a lot to it, check it out.
The Eve of Ivan Kupalo
Ilyenko was the cinematographer for Paradjanov and this adaptation of a Russian folk tale (which was indirectly the inspiration for Fantasia too I think) could be a Paradjanov film - just magical beauty with a dose of Russian strangeness... lovely scene with burning haybails rolling down a mountain sticks in the mind.
Heart of a Dog (the Bortko adaptation from 1988)
Another Bulgakov adaptation. This one is a family favouite in my girlfriend's house, one of those ones they watch every Christmas or something. Anyway it's the Bulgakov story about a dog who is turned into a man by the professor's experiments - along with all the chaos that results. Really a cynical and funny look at the Soviet regime - massive arguments about who gets the best flat and so on (which is a recurring theme in Russian films set in Moscow, there is one Russian comedy which is basically a play that takes place in one room with like a hundred people arguing who gets the right to use a garage for their car - cos apparently this really was a huge issue for a lot of people). OK some of the jokes you need to be Russian to get but it's still a great film. I like the revolutionary song which is sung by various party zealots
"The long hard years...
.... of revolution, are behind us now
The next ten years...
... will also be very hard"
Kin-Dza-Dza
Massive cult favourite since it came out - fuck knows what it means but it's sort of like a Russian Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy perhaps with the main guy teleported to a weird backwards desert planet where they only ever say Ku or something....
Er, anyway, if people are interested in this I'll do five more later.... and put up the link to the actual site if I can find it again....
So, if you have any interest in Soviet films at all (and I've seen a few mentioned) you really should check it out. And just to get you in the mood I'm gonna randomly list ten you should check out (which are probably on the site but to be honest I haven't checked).
The Mascot
Starewicz was an unbelievable animator, it's incredible to me that this is coming up to a hundred years old and still looks great - in fact his later ones such as Renart the Fox are even more technically advanced but I like the story of this one where the teddy bear gets lost in the street and gets caught up in this weird devil's ball involving the rougher tougher street creatures. A truly surreal sequence.
Morphine
I could have put almost anything from Balabanov as he's one of my favourite directors - Of Freaks and Men, shot in pseudo-sepia - in which weirdos use the advent of movie cameras (a recurring theme with Balabanov) to immediately start making porn, Zhmurki is the Russian Pulp Fiction and his adapation of the Kafka's the Castle is a trip - but his version of Bulgakov's short (and funny I understand) story is the one I picked. The adaptation is far from comedic though - from the icy sled trip to the isolated outpost where our young urban doctor will work, the cold seeps into the film and never really lets go. Stir in the descent into addiction, the horrific injuries of his patients (and their increasingly painful operations as our hero dilutes the morphine solution to feed his addiction - as, it is implied, does every other country doctor) and then finally the revolution and collapse and it's not really a laugh a minute. The bits at the end when the guy is wandering lost in his hospital pyjamas, desperate for a fix was one of the most effective portrayals of hopelessness I've seen in a film - you just want him to lie down and die and put everyone out of their misery. Though it's not all like that - in the trailer there is a clip of the strangely sexy scene bit when he performs the gynaecological exam on the countess who stares confidently into his eyes and blows smoke into his face from her cigarette holder and... well, there's a lot to it, check it out.
The Eve of Ivan Kupalo
Ilyenko was the cinematographer for Paradjanov and this adaptation of a Russian folk tale (which was indirectly the inspiration for Fantasia too I think) could be a Paradjanov film - just magical beauty with a dose of Russian strangeness... lovely scene with burning haybails rolling down a mountain sticks in the mind.
Heart of a Dog (the Bortko adaptation from 1988)
Another Bulgakov adaptation. This one is a family favouite in my girlfriend's house, one of those ones they watch every Christmas or something. Anyway it's the Bulgakov story about a dog who is turned into a man by the professor's experiments - along with all the chaos that results. Really a cynical and funny look at the Soviet regime - massive arguments about who gets the best flat and so on (which is a recurring theme in Russian films set in Moscow, there is one Russian comedy which is basically a play that takes place in one room with like a hundred people arguing who gets the right to use a garage for their car - cos apparently this really was a huge issue for a lot of people). OK some of the jokes you need to be Russian to get but it's still a great film. I like the revolutionary song which is sung by various party zealots
"The long hard years...
.... of revolution, are behind us now
The next ten years...
... will also be very hard"
Kin-Dza-Dza
Massive cult favourite since it came out - fuck knows what it means but it's sort of like a Russian Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy perhaps with the main guy teleported to a weird backwards desert planet where they only ever say Ku or something....
Er, anyway, if people are interested in this I'll do five more later.... and put up the link to the actual site if I can find it again....