constant escape
winter withered, warm
Yeah, it sucks.
absorbing unwanted fluff, howling a relentless horror, internal filter clogging with crap until the point of uselessnessaren't we all just vacuums, vacuuming away, not being able to hear the screams of our lonely, trapped-in souls
I hope wolves proliferate. Also bears, wolverines anything really.Fearful that Britain will be unable to provide reliable electricity, water, basic security for the majority of its population. And then wolves proliferate as ice descends from the pole, as far as Finchley.
This is straight out of early PrynneAnd then wolves proliferate as ice descends from the pole, as far as Finchley.
You are a fly, and I claim my five pounds.Frogs are evil wee bastards though
The ice, caused by decades of devastating global cooling due to the proliferation of electric cars, inexorably covers Britain once again. The British people have been hunted almost to extinction by the twin threats of Biden's Boygirls - an elite cadre of nonbinary BLM street warriors answering only to the Chairman of the Soviet Republic of America - and the Eurocrats: the fanatical jihadi army from Brussels who execute people on the spot for saying "foot" instead of "30 cm", even when talking about their actual feet.Fearful that Britain will be unable to provide reliable electricity, water, basic security for the majority of its population. And then wolves proliferate as ice descends from the pole, as far as Finchley.
Or possibly Anna Kavan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_(Kavan_novel)I think there would be too high a risk of being sued for plagiarism by @HMGovt, sadly.
a Robert Heinlein style authoritative white guy hero/author stand-in with the fucking absolute stiffest of upper lips, and probably also a Jacob Rees-Mogg style monocle - let's just say it's actually JRM, but Peter Thiel has turned him into an immortal cyborg - emerges to lead a resistance to this new Dark Age. the remaining British people band together in the greatest example of Churchillian Dunkirk Spirit in all of human history to throw off their merciless metric overlords. cyborg JRM fires a nuclear missile into the sun which [somehow, science handwave] reverses global cooling. everywhere pubs reopen, footballs are emphatically kicked, Britain is once again a green and pleasant land.The ice, caused by decades of devastating global cooling due to the proliferation of electric cars, inexorably covers Britain once again. The British people have been hunted almost to extinction by the twin threats of Biden's Boygirls - an elite cadre of nonbinary BLM street warriors answering only to the Chairman of the Soviet Republic of America - and the Eurocrats: the fanatical jihadi army from Brussels who execute people on the spot for saying "foot" instead of "30 cm", even when talking about their actual feet.
that's the spiriti need your suit, your brogues and your monocle