Not being funny mate, don't take this the wrong way, but you're an ugly, smelly, bastard faced cunt that everyone I know really hates and thinks is a massive twat and they hate to see you and they all wish you were dead and if you did die they would go to your funeral but only to throw a massive party and piss on your grave. Whenever you're not here we all talk about you behind your back and we laugh at you cos we hate you so much and your clothes are really shit and we all spit in your drinks and we put dogshit through your letterbox and started a rumour that you are a paedophile which you probably are cos you look like one, no offence like.