Has she disowned you for becoming a naturalised Englishman ?My Mum is watching Braveheart because it reminds her of my Dad pissed up mimicking the film’s charade, then video calling with key sequences. The English remain as deeply mistrusted influences as ever.
I think they may be having a little contretemps with Azerbaijan right now.Isn't Armenia at war?
Has she disowned you for becoming a naturalised Englishman ?
Let me guess - did everyone clap?Having a massive Bailey's, BBC Radio 3, carols from King's College chapel.
I got to outwit a health Nazi down the shops today. He was rendered speechless when I entered the store. Turns out there was a queue, which I blithely did not notice. "But you just walked into the shop, sir!" He sputtered eventually, to which I replied, a la Roger Moore, "as is traditional". He couldn't even.
English home English wife English kids English loyalties. For St George!
I'm hearing this in the style of this is JAAAM HOT! from Dub Be Good To MeI'm boiling a gammon joint in cider and saying "This is HAAAM STOCK, this is HAAAM STOCK!" like some kind of utter cunt.
That's the point!I'm hearing this in the style of this is JAAAM HOT! from Dub Be Good To Me
FreixenetWhat you drinking tea. Fucking drink. Get a fuckimg drink down you
Notional obeisance to Winterfell, two fingers up at the Iron Throne. The blood of the First Men flows in @WashYourHands's veins!I have assimilated, to a degree. I obey 85% of your laws, pay taxes to your govt, but at the family home the old gods and languages still reign freely.