things craner will love

[luka]

you've always been the only one i can count on Jenkins

 

[luka]

craner;s never beleived in me. he said i have a 'raw, untutored intellect.'

 

[luka]

he said my poems were 'baubles' and that i've become 'edith sitwell.' a cruel, imperious man. some would say a sadist.

 

[jenks]

he said my poems were 'baubles' and that i've become 'edith sitwell.' a cruel, imperious man. some would say a sadist.

Edith Sitwell is underrated

 

[luka]

never read her tbh. craner is contemptuous of all women writers, or females, as he refers to them witheringly.

 

[woops]

Edith Sitwell is underrated

english eccentrics is good fun, some of it's nicked off john aubrey

 

[jenks]

I like listening to her read, it’s as if English is another language in her mouth.

 

[craner]

I said he had an intellect, I thought that was quite generous.

 

[craner]

This is a man whose greatest contribution to Western Civilization so far has been 'poo of the day'

 

[luka]

im the modern Socrates

 

[craner]

Why are you angry? I just said you made a great contribution to Western Civilisation!

 

[Clinamenic]

Nocturnal emissions

 

[Mr. Tea]

This is a man whose greatest contribution to Western Civilization so far has been 'poo of the day'

Come on, that's not quite fair.

WHO INVENTED ELVES was quite good, too.

 

[Clinamenic]

This is a man whose greatest contribution to Western Civilization so far has been 'poo of the day'

Also, "so far" may end up being the operative phrase.

 

[luka]

Why are you angry? I just said you made a great contribution to Western Civilisation!

you havent even logged a single poo on that thread

 

[craner]

Also, "so far" may end up being the operative phrase.

That's because I believe in him

 

[craner]

 

[Mr. Tea]

you havent even logged a single poo on that thread

Heh, "logged"!

 

[luka]

what can i say im a wordsmith

 

[Mr. Tea]

The wordsmith, labouring in his metaforge. Bent over the anvil, biceps gleaming, skin caked with soot and sweat, hammering out gleaming new phrases and then quenching them with a hiss in a barrel of water.