things craner will love

[0bleak]

"Dwayne_Johnson_violently_eating_raw_cabbage" is one of the more on theme ones

 

[0bleak]

last one so I don't completely flood the thread
"Dwayne_Johnson_wearing_a_giant_yellow_pear_costume"

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

 

[version]

I read a comment last night about someone's friend's mum being catfished on Facebook by an account called "Rock Johnson" with like 30 friends she thought was The Rock.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I read a comment last night about someone's friend's mum being catfished on Facebook by an account called "Rock Johnson" with like 30 friends she thought was The Rock.

Have you inadvertently been ROCKFISHED? If so, you may be entitled to compensation.

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[Clinamenic]

My god this thread is a goldmine

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[version]

My god this thread is a goldmine

-- Craner whenever he opens this thread

 

[Clinamenic]

-- Craner whenever he opens this thread

Few things would make me happier than if he were to admit this. We all know its true, yet we all go along with the masquerade of him complaining about our conduct, how ashamed of ourselves we should be, how relentless an assault on his wellbeing this thread is, etc.

 

[version]

He loves to be chased.

 

[luka]

we keep trying to show craner how much we love him but becasue of the fact he doesnt feel worthy of love, he keeps pushing us away. its deeply sad.

 

[Clinamenic]

On the face of it you'd think Mark was the central tragic figure of Dissensus, but has it indeed been our friend Oliver all along?

 

[luka]

we love you oliver craner. dont push love away.

🧤😍😍😍

 

[Clinamenic]

All the talk of geopolitics and italian cinema is just a facade to impress us. We know your real love language consists of shitposts on twitter and Dwayne Johnson themed buttplug fidgets.

 

[version]

On the face of it you'd think Mark was the central tragic figure of Dissensus, but has it indeed been our friend Oliver all along?

c-punk

 

[Clinamenic]

c-punk

Giallo Realism: Is There no Alternative?

 

[Clinamenic]

I can't wait for his next post in this thread.

 

[version]

Giallo Realism: Is There no Alternative?

If You Were Here Tonight: Writings on Perversion, Italy and Lost Futures

 

[Mr. Tea]

-- Craner whenever he opens this thread

Think about what it's like to be in an actual, literal gold mine.