Choon of the Day, redux

[craner]

I take it back, that tune you just posted is horrible. Maybe we found love was just a one off?

You're such an aesthete, Benny.

 

[luka]

r

I think you're on to something there, We Found Love is the best Rihanna song

easily the bet. yellow diamonds is well good too.

I take it back, that tune you just posted is horrible. Maybe we found love was just a one off?

its heious craner is an imbelcile

 

[Benny Bunter]

You're such an aesthete, Benny.

Strange accusation coming from you of all people!

I can get on board with plenty of cheap and nasty naffness but Calvin Harris' actual voice is beyond the pale

 

[Benny Bunter]

I didn't even get to the Rihanna bit tbh before I had to hit stop

 

[luka]

a lot of people dont understand that the craner is deeply provincial. hes not an urban sophisticate like me. you have to grasp this to really get the project.

 

[luka]

hes literally from wales.

 

[luka]

its not an arch joke. he actually is from swansea.

 

[Benny Bunter]

I'm from Cumbria, doesn't get any more provincial than that

 

[luka]

i think of cumbria as being like greenwich. a place that only exists for tourists. theres no there there. swansea is different. no tourists go to swansea

 

[Benny Bunter]

I know what you mean but I'm not from the Lake District, I'm from the west coast, you couldn't get any more backward, apart from maybe Swansea I suppose

 

[Benny Bunter]

We're bringing back coal mining!

 

[luka]

whats thr name of the place. i like looking upthe tsakewaay options

 

[Benny Bunter]

Aspatria. Doubt you'll find many takeaway options but there used to be a 'chinky' as it was known where you could get chips and gravy

 

[Benny Bunter]

Swansea looks absolutely terrifying

 

[luka]

souns italian

 

[Benny Bunter]

It's Roman, the last time there was an advanced civilization there, all gone now

 

[luka]

cardiff is slightly more sophisticated and the main drag is lined with strip bars

 

[Benny Bunter]

Worst place in England that I've ever been to was Preston, got dragged along on a stag night with some old school 'friends' a few years after I'd left Cumbria for good and we ended up at a strip club. We went on a minibus. Deeply traumatising experience, Preston is literally the worst place in the world

 

[william_kent]

Preston used to have to the biggest bus station in the world as far as I can recall

your Brutalist architecture buffs used to cream over the bus station

 

[Benny Bunter]

Didn't know where to put myself so I had a sort of out of body experience out of sheer survival, anywhere but here please please let me the ground swallow me up