I read about this brilliant idea in a book Liza had about a hanging in Russia in late 19th or early 20th century and I don't understand why it didn't catch on. This guy was sentenced to death and some company (I forget which sadly, say it was Colgate Toothpaste although that seems unlikely) paid him, or, one would assume, they paid his family, so that, just before they were about to drop him, he shouted out to the crowd which had gathered "Use Colgate for minty breath and the whitest teeth".
Anyway, I'm against capital punishment, I thought we had agreed that nowadays the sentence of hanging has been replaced by being tied to a lamppost. However I'm assuming that the people who are gonna be hanged here are Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and other senior Tories, in fact it seemed so utterly self-evident to me being as how they are the people who have recently committed numerous blatant crimes and acts of treason in full public view and just generally swaggered around being such annoying gits that they do deserve the brutal and archaic punishment of lampposting that at first it didn't cross my mind that you could conceivably be talking about someone else.
But I had best just check - are you talking about the Tory scum or just some relatively less monstrous person such as a child rapist or serial killer?
If my assumption was correct then, in this case, I would be perfectly happy for the sentence of lampposting to be carried out. And also while they were tied to the lamppost I would think it best if the crowd was allowed, nay encouraged, to fall upon them like a pack of wild animals and, in an act of utterly sickening and entirely sensible violence, to savagely rend them limb from limb and then stomp their flabby limbless torsos into the floor until they were nothing more than a number of blubbery shitstains on the ground. And then sow salt into the ground so nothing can grow there. And then piss all over the spot. And then shit on it. And then nuke the area from outer space.