What is 'Corpsey's Law'?
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Corpsey
bandz ahoy
sus
Moderator
I always picture the poets sitting by the riverside together, it adds a nice touch, you see Woops fire-emoji a post, a few minutes later Luka fire-emojis the post, you wonder if they're sitting side by side right now sipping beer or warming their hands, "That Mvuent, he really pulls it out sometimes." A head-shake of admiration, some Corpsey shit-talk followed by some Corpsey love, a group of young Japanese girls come up and ask if they do haiku
Corpsey
bandz ahoy
woops
is not like other people
a man claiming to be @suspended has been encountered
we have reasonable evidence that @linebaugh is a tattoo artist and moreover a partner in a longterm romance
@mvuent remains enigmatic, the dude in the shadows
we have reasonable evidence that @linebaugh is a tattoo artist and moreover a partner in a longterm romance
@mvuent remains enigmatic, the dude in the shadows
luka
Well-known member
we know he has made at least 4 albums of emotionally charged electronica
luka
Well-known member
woops is in the Clissold Tavern with a large group of vivacious middle aged ladies drinking tequila. i've just got home from a solo shift. no Japanese girls but there was a truffle saleswoman from Pisa who asked me to come and eat truffles with her.
woops
is not like other people
@Clinamenic's wallet remains less cryptic than the identity of @mvuent
woops
is not like other people
like this far more forbidding
sus
Moderator
It's accelerating too—you can tell he is a subscriber of "growth mindset"
mvuent
Void Dweller
CRANER and LUKA are meeting at a pub, just like in the old days.
CRANER: Can we make this quick, Luke? You know I don’t have time to indulge your adolescent occultist fantasies now that I’m a contributing writer at Quilette. I have a very busy schedule. I’m tasting sauvignon blancs with the Duchess of Bavaria.
LUKA: I thought that wasn’t for another two weeks?
CRANER: Well, yes, but I have to brush up on my knowledge of the situation in Kyrgyzstan first. She’s very erudite on the subject, and rumor is she has the ear of all the titans of Seventh Avenue, and of the Botswanan Chancellor of Commerce.
A young man wearing INCEL GLASSES sheepishly approaches the table.
YOUNG MAN: Uh, Craner, I read your latest article about the historical precedents of the situation in Kyrgyzstan. I don’t know much about politics, but I thought it was your best work yet, especially the way you characterized the situation around 21,000 words in. M-maybe one of these days you could give my blog a look, haha. I have a new post that might change your mind about Autechre, like, after LP5.
CRANER (without taking his eyes off the table): Erm… right. Thanks fellas.
LUKA: “Fellas”? Are you talking to Mvuent, from Minnesotta?
CRANER: Must you always bombard me with pointless details, Luke? Squinting to make out distinctions between these trivial people is insanity. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be preparing for my appointment. I already told you that I need to impress the duchess with my expertise if she and I are going to f-that is, develop an elegant and stimulating intellectual rapport. Now, if there are any last digs you want to take at me, you might as well get them in. Because the next time you see me, if you see me again, I’ll finally have the power I've long deserved to shape and destroy nations. There will be a button on my desk that calls in an air strike capable of wiping out you and all your delusional dreamcatcher-weaving associates. Buona notte!
CRANER: Can we make this quick, Luke? You know I don’t have time to indulge your adolescent occultist fantasies now that I’m a contributing writer at Quilette. I have a very busy schedule. I’m tasting sauvignon blancs with the Duchess of Bavaria.
LUKA: I thought that wasn’t for another two weeks?
CRANER: Well, yes, but I have to brush up on my knowledge of the situation in Kyrgyzstan first. She’s very erudite on the subject, and rumor is she has the ear of all the titans of Seventh Avenue, and of the Botswanan Chancellor of Commerce.
A young man wearing INCEL GLASSES sheepishly approaches the table.
YOUNG MAN: Uh, Craner, I read your latest article about the historical precedents of the situation in Kyrgyzstan. I don’t know much about politics, but I thought it was your best work yet, especially the way you characterized the situation around 21,000 words in. M-maybe one of these days you could give my blog a look, haha. I have a new post that might change your mind about Autechre, like, after LP5.
CRANER (without taking his eyes off the table): Erm… right. Thanks fellas.
LUKA: “Fellas”? Are you talking to Mvuent, from Minnesotta?
CRANER: Must you always bombard me with pointless details, Luke? Squinting to make out distinctions between these trivial people is insanity. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be preparing for my appointment. I already told you that I need to impress the duchess with my expertise if she and I are going to f-that is, develop an elegant and stimulating intellectual rapport. Now, if there are any last digs you want to take at me, you might as well get them in. Because the next time you see me, if you see me again, I’ll finally have the power I've long deserved to shape and destroy nations. There will be a button on my desk that calls in an air strike capable of wiping out you and all your delusional dreamcatcher-weaving associates. Buona notte!
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