Craner, tell us again about your travels through the American South.
Can't speak for Craner, but I once threw up on a famous country singer.
I must have been ~13 at the time.
Of course, i didn't even know who he was before I got on the plane - i was asking my dad why a bunch of girls were running up to him for autographs.
He ends up sitting right next to me and brother.
Shortly after the plane takes off, I get kind of airsick.
As luck so struck, I had just eaten some airport breakfast food.
i kind of aim my head between us and let loose.
My brother was absolutely MORTIFIED.
He starts yelling about why I didn't use one of the bags in the seat pocket in front of me.
My response was that I didn't think "barf bags" were a real thing due to the fact that people used to joke about them so much (don't know if anyone knows how popular "valley girl" talk was in the early 80s and one of the regular phrases was to say something about a "barf bag").
The singer, i can't remember his name, but he was actually quite nice about it.
As for me, I got banished to the back of the plane.