do you smoke

do you smoke

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Clinamenic

Clinamenic

Binary & Tweed
Behold the prevalence of herbal ignorance. Such is the reason why my real passion project over the course of the last few months has been the establishment of yet another advocacy group, the Cosmopolitan Herbalist Union for Non-discriminatory Consumption, or CHUNC.

$CHUNC is available at all the major decentralized exchanges.
 
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thirdform

pass the sick bucket
you lot in America are mad. When I was smoking it would be at least 30 chesterfields a day. 5-6 cigs? that's just like the first two cups of morning coffee.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
thirdform said:
you lot in America are mad. When I was smoking it would be at least 30 chesterfields a day. 5-6 cigs? that's just like the first two cups of morning coffee.
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Brb, starting a thread titled "How many scotch bonnet chilis can you fit up your arsehole?" just to watch you leap in with "Ha, that's NOTHING!"
 
Benny Bunter

Benny Bunter

Well-known member
Just got over a 3 day bronchitis, and I'm straight back on the fags. Not proud of it, it's a type of mental illness really, some kind of weird death wish. I could have took the opportunity to knock it on the head for good. What's that all about?

I have managed to give up smoking weed though so that's good I suppose.
 
william_kent

william_kent

Well-known member
Benny B said:
Just got over a 3 day bronchitis, and I'm straight back on the fags. Not proud of it, it's a type of mental illness really, some kind of weird death wish. I could have took the opportunity to knock it on the head for good. What's that all about?

I have managed to give up smoking weed though so that's good I suppose.
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I had covid a couple of months ago and there was one day where it hurt to smoke, like swallowing broken glass, but the day after I just carried on as usual... it's supposed to kill the virus, right?
 
Benny Bunter

Benny Bunter

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Now I'm back on the fags I feel 100 percent better than I did yesterday, in fact I feel great. I was probably suffering more from the nicotine withdrawal than I was from the virus these last few days. Had some mad month-long cold that I can't shake though before it got to my lungs and finally got some antibiotics.

I remember about 15 years ago I did manage to stop smoking completely for a few months and the first two or three weeks were hell, coughing up all sorts of horrible shit, worse than any cold I've had. I fell back into it though...
 
Benny Bunter

Benny Bunter

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Every time I get a cold I think "now is a good opportunity to stop smoking cos I actually can't physically smoke right now", but I'm not sure it is the right time really. It's probably better to wait until you're at full strength before trying to stop rather than piling misery upon misery upon yourself.
 
Benny Bunter

Benny Bunter

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william_kent said:
I had covid a couple of months ago and there was one day where it hurt to smoke, like swallowing broken glass, but the day after I just carried on as usual... it's supposed to kill the virus, right?
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I remember reading some probably dodgy article about this ages ago about how smokers were less likely to contract COVID. I've never had it afaik so I can almost believe there's something in it.
 
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thirdform

pass the sick bucket
Mr. Tea said:
Brb, starting a thread titled "How many scotch bonnet chilis can you fit up your arsehole?" just to watch you leap in with "Ha, that's NOTHING!"
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let me make it abundantly clear that socialist society will simply abolish the need for cigarettes and will not produce them on point of principle. there is no scientific benefit. Once that is understood, quitting is very easy. just make sure you don't get a hard on for our infamous
shouty twitter author.
 
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thirdform

pass the sick bucket
Benny B said:
Just got over a 3 day bronchitis, and I'm straight back on the fags. Not proud of it, it's a type of mental illness really, some kind of weird death wish. I could have took the opportunity to knock it on the head for good. What's that all about?
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Because you're too lazy to recalibrate your triggers to apples and oranges. if you do that, you can easily quit in a week. whenever the craving hits, have a bit of an apple or orange between your fingers, and eat it.

One thing that makes tobacco so tempting is that it is an appetite supressant, but much more subtle than amphetamine. when this is scientifically understood, you can begin to allow your stomach to growl.
 
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thirdform

pass the sick bucket
you should be able to get cig shaped chocolate crispies in spain as well. you can get them in turkey. they come in bulk packs though. even easier than constantly having fruit with you, just pull out the chocolate fag, suck on it then eat it.
 
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thirdform

pass the sick bucket
in emergency cases certain experts have encouraged autofellatio, but this requires superhuman strength and stamina, and failing to carry this procedure out correctly may lead to grave complications.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
thirdform said:
let me make it abundantly clear that socialist society will simply abolish the need for cigarettes and will not produce them on point of principle. there is no scientific benefit. Once that is understood, quitting is very easy. just make sure you don't get a hard on for our infamous
shouty twitter author.
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I assume the scotch bonnets will be compulsory, however.
 
william_kent

william_kent

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given my fake name, and that I do smoke, I was sort of amused by this:

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edit: although this has dredged up childhood memories of chucking sheets of asbestos on to bonfires to watch it explode...good times...
 
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