OLIVER CRANER'S BIG DAY OUT IN LONDON

[luka]

Oliver Craner is coming to see us in London this weekend. Who wants to drink 12 pints with Craner? Everyone is welcome.
put your names down here and he will put you on the guestlist.

 

[luka]

@Corpsey he said he was especially keen to meet you. will you be coming along?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Surely Craner wouldn't be seen dead drinking anything as uncouth as a 'pint'?

 

[DannyL]

@Corpsey he said he was especially keen to meet you. will you be coming along?

Corpsey - bearing in mind what he's been posting, this is obviously a very crude trap. Stay well away if you want to keep your salami unsliced.

 

[luka]

Surely Craner wouldn't be seen dead drinking anything as uncouth as a 'pint'?

he actually loves pints. i agree it dont fit the personna but hes a lager guy. he hates 'craft beer' though.

 

[Mr. Tea]

He'd probably prefer sipping a martini or a good burgundy, though, I'd have thought.

 

[luka]

left to his own devices he'd probably drink a couple of bottles of red but when hes out with the lads he'll drink 12 pints of lager like everyone else.

 

[Clinamenic]

he actually loves pints. i agree it dont fit the personna but hes a lager guy. he hates 'craft beer' though.

Tis a shame for I'd imagine Londy has a great craft beer scene.

 

[luka]

Craner will be hanging out on the river with me watching me create beautiful moving works of art for schoolgirls all day and smashing lagers then in the evening we are going to go on the rampage. hope to see you all there. he has a ticket to see some sicko italian snuff film but i guess it will only last about 90 minutes, a brief interrutption

 

[DannyL]

Do you know where you'll be yet?

 

[luka]

well i'll be in my office till about 7. craner is obviously harbouring fantasies of not turning up at his own party but he'll come around eventually.

 

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[luka]

Oliver, will your fiance be coming to see us too?

 

[luka]

@version i'll pay for your train ticket btw dont want you to be out of pocket. i know they cost a fortune nowadays and i know you wouldnt want to miss out

 

[version]

Notice he's completely disappeared from the forum since announcing he'd be in London.

😂

 

[luka]

hes so strange what a psychological anomaly

 

[vimothy]

no one told me about this, just got back from london

 

[vimothy]

can you DM me directly in the future pls luka

 

[luka]

how about dont go to london without telling me

 

[DannyL]

how about dont go to london without telling me

WHAT ARE YOU THE KING OF LONDON NOW