Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

[luka]

two Sikh brothers founded the whisky exchange, my favourite shop.

 

[Corpsey]

Which religions let you drink booze and maaturbate?

 

[other_life]

reform judaism! you should just also think really hard about things like 'the basic difference between life and death' when you drink (because booze is poison. you are deliberately putting poison in your body. sometimes this expresses power). for example

 

[luka]

thats right. sometimes it does. but not very often. have to learn to tell the difference.

 

[thirdform]

Which religions let you drink booze and maaturbate?

only the liberal kinds.

 

[thirdform]

two Sikh brothers founded the whisky exchange, my favourite shop.

true, but turkish muslims also serve beer past 10PM no problem.

 

[other_life]

should corpse take hajji bektash for his patron?

 

[thirdform]

should corpse take hajji bektash for his patron?

100%

he needs to abandon his distaste for microtonal music though.

 

[other_life]

 

[other_life]

how does "hudey haidar hudey" translate? it sounds like "hod we'hadar"

 

[thirdform]

actually not sure how it translates.


It's descended from old persian.

 

[Benny Bunter]

This threads a waste of time, he's already chosen

Paradise Lost was a moment in my life

The best bit is when satan is being an incel in the bushes

 

[version]

"If the Church of England was like this I'd take holy orders tomorrow"

 

[Benny Bunter]

Well, Jack's the dark heart of Albion. He’s an avatar of a distinctly English sickness. His eyes burn with the flames of Blake’s Satanic mills. He’s Fred West. He’s Tesco white bread prawn sandwiches. He’s abusive tweets sent to Dianne Abbot and tearing hijabs off of muslim women on the bus. He’s jammy dodger crumbs amassing in a spunk- and glutton-filled belly button. He’s a drum and bass compilation CD. He's a night out at the Ministry of Sound. He’s a couple of loose polos dispersed between the used tissues in a car's glove compartment. He’s intoxicated hooliganism on a Mediterranean lads holiday and leering at 15 year old girls walking past a building site.

So while I’m obviously impartial, I would say that a vote for Jack is literally a vote for the worst person who’s ever existed.

 

[Benny Bunter]

Nothing short of a road to Damascus-like divine intervention can come back from that.

 

[Ian Scuffling]

Related to that other thread, the real evidence of Conor MacGregor's degeneracy and damnation is that, after getting dismantled by Khabib, he didn't retreat to an abbey and become Khabib's Catholic foil.

 

[luka]

khabib would have honoured with a rematch after 15 years of monastic devotion and celibacy.

 

[luka]

that fight was like watching something mythological happen. it didnt happen in historicall time alone, it made an imprint on the myth-strata

 

[Ian Scuffling]

I contend that not enough films have been made about mixed martial arts, and that fight should either be a pivotal scene in the biopic about either fighter or manipulated into a Larry Gottheim-esque experimental film unto itself.

 

[sufi]

"If the Church of England was like this I'd take holy orders tomorrow"

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