Creative Genius at Walkers

[IdleRich]

I like English pickles best 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I'm not sure if I mentioned this but I go out with this girl from Russia - turns out they pickle everything there and pretty well too. Sort of sweet but also still pickley.

 

[luka]

Lots of wonderful pickles from around the world but I like English pickles best.

 

[luka]

I just ate three pickled eggs coincidentally

 

[Mr. Tea]

I just ate three pickled eggs coincidentally

At the risk of iconoclasm, I believe this makes you the greatest living Englishman.

 

[Mr. Tea]

To say nothing of the sexiest!

 

[luka]

I fucking love pickled eggs. I've always loved them. Since childhood I've had a passionate relationship with them

 

[Mr. Tea]

As a student, I once went to the famous London real ale pub The Wenlock Arms, where I drank a pint of mild and ate a pickled egg that came out of a jar on the bar. Afterwards I felt like I'd finally become a man.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I bet you blasted your own personal hole in the ozone layer earlier this morning.

 

[luka]

I never fart. There's a level of consciousness a man may attain where he never farts again.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I never fart. There's a level of consciousness a man may attain where he never farts again.

You're surely just heading for an enormous and very smelly explosion one day?

 

[Leo]

Lots of wonderful pickles from around the world but I like English pickles best.

the wife just made a batch of her own bread & butter pickles. I was never a big fan of the store bought ones, prefer kosher dill, but her's are tasty.

 

[sufi]

Walkers crisps shortage could last until end of month after IT glitch

Production is ‘at a reduced scale’ because of system upgrade disruption

www.theguardian.com

British shoppers may face shortages of some of their favourite crisps until the end of the month after a botched computer upgrade disrupted the world’s biggest crisp factory.

Walkers has been forced to prioritise its most popular varieties – including cheese and onion, ready salted and salt and vinegar, as well as Quavers and Wotsits – after the glitch forced it to slow production. A spokesperson said “more niche” varieties had been slowed.

“A recent IT system upgrade has disrupted the supply of some of our products. Our sites are still making crisps and snacks but at a reduced scale,” a Walkers spokesperson said. “We’re doing everything we can to increase production and get people’s favourites back on shelves. We’re very sorry for the inconvenience caused.”

nothing to do with Brexit or lorries or potatoes - those snacks dematerialised

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

im eating a pack of Kukure's Masala Munch with my lager this afternoon. not bad but on the other hand not as good as i was hoping

 

[Leo]

these are the kinds of gifts I get now from England trips.

 

[catalog]

What no space raiders pickled onion?

 

[catalog]

 

[Murphy]

You need salt n vinegar square crisps, bovril crisps if you can still find them, fish and chips salt n vinegar shapes of unknown carbohydrate, spar own brand Jaffacakes not mcvities, if you’re lazy maybe strawberry jam

so much shit English white wine out now too surprised they don’t give a bottle out to every flier at Heathrow

 

[martin]

£1???
Are you kidding me???
Space Raiders was always the 10p poor man's stale Monster Munch.

 

[catalog]

Yeah that was the only pic I found and I knew it was wrong but they do bumper bags now. Leo, tell yer missus not to pay more than 25p