no shit.
@IdleRich Is that true?
No not really. As with what a lot of the evil lies that Luka likes to mischievously spread to further his chaotic aims, there are a few little things in there which are almost half-truths and which make things hard to properly defend yourself from. Like... who was it who famously accused his rival of something which they knew not to be true but he explained to his team "I want to hear him deny it" cos even doing that would link his name with whatever it was he'd been accused of.
So in this case, for example, I grew up near Oxford but in Luka's diseased mind that has become "I went to Oxford university" and so on... I did work in the city for a bit... I have sort of retired now in terms of a day job but a) that happened when I was forty and b) it will only work if I live relatively frugally... you get the picture.
It is a lovely story though, it's kinda my life but a version of it that you might get if it was reflected in one of those distorting mirrors that you see at a
funfair - except this distorting mirror is one made out of a silver reflecting surface and it it is framed in solid gold studded with rubies and it is twisted and so on so that it gives you the most beautiful and gilded version of your life imaginable. At times I find Luka's version so seductive I prefer to go along with it, wondering maybe, just maybe, if I just squinted a little or kinda half-closed my eyes or whatever, then the magic mirror version of my life would suddenly become the real one - my old porsche would turn into a ferrari, the swimming pool would grow to a proper size and so on...