Am I permitted to laugh, or would that be considered as too anti-Zionist?
Well, Marx would get on just grand with Wilde, admiring his fetish for Dorian Grey rather than your fetish for irridentist, racist nationalism, Freud would have had Joyce as his literary-aesthetic "beyond the pleasure principle" test case par excellence, Chomsky and the late Said were of course committed fellow-colleagues in universal justice ... but you would really need to consider re-launching Bono back up his Neo-con/Zionist ass, where the colonic passages Still Have No Name ...
And you forgot to mention Einstein, who, as we all know, would have ecstatically waxed lyrical with all of those fundamentalist Zionist Creationists ... or Woody Allen, who's just cancelled his flight to the Hollywood version of Munich, or Bob Dylan, who prefers to preach Armageddon salvationism within the confines of his spartan bedroom, or ... etc.
Otherwise, everything in your post is just hilariously nice and blandy.