things you have noticed.
- Thread starter luka
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'olympic bastard'
revive!
today i saw a mixed race couple sat together in greenwich jobcentre, giggling, the girl repeatedly punching the boy. suddenly the boy takes umbrage.
'what are you like? You GEEZER BIRD!'
they continue much the same as before, occasional punches at boy until again he gets annoyed.
'you're an olympic bastard'
revive!
today i saw a mixed race couple sat together in greenwich jobcentre, giggling, the girl repeatedly punching the boy. suddenly the boy takes umbrage.
'what are you like? You GEEZER BIRD!'
they continue much the same as before, occasional punches at boy until again he gets annoyed.
'you're an olympic bastard'
3underscore
Well-known member
Observation
Why is it that all people who force their way onto a rush hour trains seem to look condescendingly on the rest of the world? They force on, and - on finding there is hardly any room (which was pretty obvious in the first place) - shout "CAN YOU MOVE UP, PLEASE?!?!".
Like it had never crossed everyone's thought and we hadn't already tried that.
Accidentally kicked him on the shins in the process of getting off.
Why is it that all people who force their way onto a rush hour trains seem to look condescendingly on the rest of the world? They force on, and - on finding there is hardly any room (which was pretty obvious in the first place) - shout "CAN YOU MOVE UP, PLEASE?!?!".
Like it had never crossed everyone's thought and we hadn't already tried that.
Accidentally kicked him on the shins in the process of getting off.
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simon silverdollar
Guest
skuas attacking other sea birds in orkney. skuas are the coolest birds in the world- proper pirates, they nick other birds' food by chasing them until they drop whatever they've just caught.
but didn't see any eagles in orkney, sadly.
but didn't see any eagles in orkney, sadly.
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simon silverdollar
Guest
Jim Daze said:
goldfrapp is a weird one innit. started out so coffee-table, and now trying to do this sleazy-shaffle thing. all seems uncomfortably opportunistic.
she's probably lovely tho, and i'm just being a cunt
DigitalDjigit
Honky Tonk Woman
On Sunday a guy in a skateboard-type helmet riding a bicycle on the shoulder of I-95 (a major highway). When I was going home from DC a few hours later I saw him again but on the other side of the road.
Yesterday I heard a loud bang. A small bird hit my groundfloor window. I came outside and saw it lying dead in front of the window.
Yesterday I heard a loud bang. A small bird hit my groundfloor window. I came outside and saw it lying dead in front of the window.
luka
Well-known member
thats funny cos i was riding my bike along the A13 dartford to dagenham the other day. it was fucking terrifying. and illegal. anyway, the coincidence is i was walking past sarah bonnell school late last night when a cockatoo fell out of a tree and landed by my feet. it wasn't dead though.
one of the strangest things to happen to me in a while.
one of the strangest things to happen to me in a while.
I saw a young lady bent over railings along Walworth Road. All of a sudden she started up and began flailing her arms around manically. There were some other people that saw her and they obviously thought she was fitting, so for some reason they tried to get her to lie on the ground - instead she struggled away from them and began runnning South, towards E&C, arms and legs and head all moving violently. I think she may have been possessed, or at least she may have thought she had been. Might have been drugs I suppose. Last I saw of her she was stumbling in the very middle of the road. It was very busy, 6pm. Don't know what happened to her.
