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martin

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Same here, it all started with that Cadbury's Caramel bunny advert. Everyone else at school was dressing like Rick Astley and trying to meet 'real' girls, but bare skin repulsed me, I was trapped in fur denial hell and craved an encounter with a slightly Northern Irish / Canadian sounding posh woodland creature.

Anyone else? My, this forum's incredibly vanilla
 
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infinite thought

pigferatu
Yep, sticky fur all the way - woodland creatures in general have a lot to recommend them, especially mythical ones. A threeway with a pair of gay male elves whilst wearing a chipmunk outfit would be brilliant!
 
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martin

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I'm afraid that's where we must part company on our duel path of perversion - I can't get into the mythical ones, satyrs and elves etc, that's all a bit too Arthur Machen for me.

I also like the idea of a smoking Indian woman* in a Russian hat (*as in having a fag, not on fire) and military boots, shouting obscenities in Punjabi - but to really make this work, I'd have to be a non-smoker. Weird or what? Actually, I'm depressingly vanilla on second thoughts, I don't do shitfun or anything.
 
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infinite thought

pigferatu
yeah, I think the elf thing is an unfortunate by-product of all-night teenage Dungeons & Dragons sessions...

We do concur on the soviet/military tip tho, with added goffness in my case (yours too, most likely) - have a thing for uptight pale men in politically dubious garb who like listening to Laibach and DAF. Obviously I don't actually <i>know</i> anyone like that but, y'know, heh...

But this is all dodgy cultural-markers stuff. I suspect you mean like actual fetishes, men who can't get it up unless they're dressed as a baby or something. If so, nah, also vanilla I guess. Have a thing about having my hair gently combed, but that's awfully quaint isn't it. I think Freud implies women can't have fetishes cos of that thing about the inanimate object being the stand in for the mother's penis when the male kid realises it aint there.
 
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mms

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I met a guy recently who writes scripts for a certain fetish where scenarios are set up so that men are naked in front of clothed women, so he writes these mini plays where this is always the end result.
Apparently fetish wise it's a real winner as it is enjoyed across the board both by gender and sexuality, personally i couldn't believe it was that simple.
 
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Lichen

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[QUOTE=infinite thought. Have a thing about having my hair gently combed, but that's awfully quaint isn't it.

This used to be a major er**ic pursuit. Pepys and his missus were always at it.

Monkey business!
 
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martin

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infinite thought said:
But this is all dodgy cultural-markers stuff. I suspect you mean like actual fetishes, men who can't get it up unless they're dressed as a baby or something.
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Yeah, it was more like that, though on second thoughts, if anyone was into it they wouldn't dare admit it here. Probably. Spoilsports!
 
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martin

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mms said:
I met a guy recently who writes scripts for a certain fetish where scenarios are set up so that men are naked in front of clothed women, so he writes these mini plays where this is always the end result.
Apparently fetish wise it's a real winner as it is enjoyed across the board both by gender and sexuality, personally i couldn't believe it was that simple.
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They must love the 'Porky's' films then
 
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Ned

Ruby Tuesday
mms said:
I met a guy recently who writes scripts for a certain fetish where scenarios are set up so that men are naked in front of clothed women, so he writes these mini plays where this is always the end result.
Apparently fetish wise it's a real winner as it is enjoyed across the board both by gender and sexuality, personally i couldn't believe it was that simple.
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I read an interview in the Guardian with some 60s Hammer horror film director who admitted that he was aroused by seeing blonde women wearing blood-stained white dresses, so he'd worked that into every film he ever made.
 
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zhao

there are no accidents
read an interesting story about person who is addicted to static and feedback noise... can only become aroused when there is white-noise present...

me? I'm into all the normal stuff... pretty boring.
 
john eden

john eden

male pale and stale
I always thought it was quite depressing that London "fetish clubs" seemed so reductive - i.e. mainly dressing up in a bit of leather or rubber (or even "goths in their pants" as my mate put it), or a bit of whipping.

I guess that's because fetishes tend towards specialisation, which is difficult to cater for in a (largish) club environment?

I mean, yes, you'd get the same bloke coming along everytime dressed entirely in clingfilm and the odd trannie, but it all seemed a bit neatly compartmentalised to me. A mate of mine was turned away by the door staff for wearing slightly odd clothes which weren't yer obvious black/tight/rubber...
 
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martin

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john eden said:
I always thought it was quite depressing that London "fetish clubs" seemed so reductive - i.e. mainly dressing up in a bit of leather or rubber (or even "goths in their pants"
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Yes yes, but what's your kink then?
 
john eden

john eden

male pale and stale
martin said:
Yes yes, but what's your kink then?
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At the moment I have a thing for pale women with dark hair in lab coats.

Mainly because of the two I have seen in "Waking the Dead" and "Power Rangers SPD" on telly, I think. Tho the latter one is confusingly also some kind of half-alien cat. It's probably more of a dalliance than an actual fetish.

Everything else is between me and the bedpost, tho... ;)
 
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mms

sometimes
Ned said:
I read an interview in the Guardian with some 60s Hammer horror film director who admitted that he was aroused by seeing blonde women wearing blood-stained white dresses, so he'd worked that into every film he ever made.
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sounds kinda like the outcome of all giallo films w they always end of feature long sections of usually models being killed in a messy way.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giallo

they had their rules and were very popular, they've got to be seen as a fetish genre really.


wow this is good!
http://www.killinginstyle.blogspot.com/
 
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baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
john eden said:
I always thought it was quite depressing that London "fetish clubs" seemed so reductive - i.e. mainly dressing up in a bit of leather or rubber (or even "goths in their pants" as my mate put it), or a bit of whipping.

I guess that's because fetishes tend towards specialisation, which is difficult to cater for in a (largish) club environment?

I mean, yes, you'd get the same bloke coming along everytime dressed entirely in clingfilm and the odd trannie, but it all seemed a bit neatly compartmentalised to me. A mate of mine was turned away by the door staff for wearing slightly odd clothes which weren't yer obvious black/tight/rubber...
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So true - the fetish scene is generally so conformist in its narrow view of non-conformism. I've always found very suspect people who have to dress up in certain clothes to get off - it carries the implication that they aren't very good at normal sex. A bit of kink is good, but too much becomes geeky.

Myself, I'm always amazed at how vanilla many people's sex lives are when I talk to them honestly - even compared to mine, which is hardly Bacchanalian.
 
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baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
Must say, it kinda annoys me (not a comment on this thread btw) when people have to discuss this kind of thing by giving outlandish examples, thereby 'neatly' avoiding being honest about their own sexuality for fear of embarrassment.
 
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