crappest party you've ever attended

[swears]

I've bought girls jeans, jumpers and cardigans to wear myself before, ain't no big thing.

 

[nomadthethird]

ah, yes, the ultimate party drug, steroids...

pff, I'll bet it was "steroids"...

Not to mention the fact that anabolic steroids are always an intramuscular injection, so usually it's injected into the hip, or the thigh muscle or maaaybe the bicep, but most people (esp body builders) avoid having tracks on their arms.

 

[william kent]

The absolute worst are the ones with a handful of people who can't hold a conversation. A horrible but eventful party is at least something and preferable to rolling up somewhere and being hit with that sinking feeling when it's five or six people sat quietly in someone's kitchen with a tiny speaker.

 

[william kent]

One of my mates had a house party in school which culminated in two guys attempting to fight his dad and someone attempting to jump onto a trampoline from an upstairs window, completely missing and landing on the concrete beside it.