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luka
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This is what idle rich had to say about it
"In this bumbling superpower all the pomp and trappings of empire now seem irredeemably tacky, and last night the Trump-NFL alliance did everything within its authority to demonstrate how quickly things in this country are deteriorating. The night got off to a fittingly shitty start with a pre-game flyover by US fighter jets that could not be seen by anyone inside the domed stadium: a charming metaphor for the blithe stupidity of an America in chronic decline. Jon Batiste sang the national anthem as a pleasantly slinky low-impact cabaret number, like he was a hotel lobby piano man setting the background mood for a bunch of afternoon business meetings. Trump, who actively avoided military service himself, gave the anthem a salute as if he was a veteran."
kid charlemagne
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i was literally stuck in the streets for a bit because there were either roads bl0ocked off or people just stampeding in every direction.... i got crushed many times.... and some genuises brought their children who started shrieking out in the crowd when they got crushed and stampeded.....
kid charlemagne
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idle rich has a mouth that luka speaks through..... idle rich the luka voice swallower
luka
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DaveAlmighty14
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When the team with twice the possession commits twice the fouls that’s a real anomaly.
We had this before. We played Brighton and something like 5% of their tackles led to a foul and 60% of ours did.
This isn’t an anomaly when it happens time and time again.
Michael Oliver is the lead UK referee. His “gang” have been dragged over the coals and we (Liverpool) are a big part of that.
Tonight is the most uneven refereeing display I have ever seen. He is a cheat.
Everton, well done Little Ev. You won a tiny prize. That’s it. You’re a team that has a single moment, an instant, every few years.
Celebrate it. A draw
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When the team with twice the possession commits twice the fouls that’s a real anomaly.
We had this before. We played Brighton and something like 5% of their tackles led to a foul and 60% of ours did.
This isn’t an anomaly when it happens time and time again.
Michael Oliver is the lead UK referee. His “gang” have been dragged over the coals and we (Liverpool) are a big part of that.
Tonight is the most uneven refereeing display I have ever seen. He is a cheat.
Everton, well done Little Ev. You won a tiny prize. That’s it. You’re a team that has a single moment, an instant, every few years.
Celebrate it. A draw
ver$hy ver$h
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Did you read the Ronay piece?
City are a strange sight when they fall apart like this, but then this has always been an unusual sporting entity, so smoothly engineered, so annihilating in victory. It makes sense that it should collapse in the same easy way. The movements are still there, the outline of footballers ranged in the same patterns.
But this was the footballing equivalent of a quiet stroll around the morgue, no mess, no blood, just an absence.
City’s zombified figures are haunted by ghosts of themselves in Bernabéu exit | Barney Ronay
There is at least some certainty now that Pep Guardiola’s greatest Manchester City side is formally over after a weak Champions League defeat
www.theguardian.com
ver$hy ver$h
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The new one about rebuilding's funny.
www.theguardian.com
There was some talk after Manchester City’s win against Newcastle United last Saturday that City’s players had been inspired, freed from their shackles and generally reinvigorated by the club’s recent legal victory in a tribunal hearing over certain time-specific aspects of financial regulation.
Could this be true? Are we underestimating the effect of these things? Did the pitch mics at the Bernabéu pick up Nico González in the pre-match huddle saying: “Lads, we’ve all absorbed the news about the related third-party transaction rules being declared improper. I am as a consequence bang up for this.” Did the cameras detect Savinho whispering: “Guys, we are now free to seek our own definition of market value. This commercial potential is hugely energising. Hit me early over the top.”
Does Pep Guardiola have drive to rebuild broken Manchester City?
The current iteration is done and manager must decide if he has the energy for exhausting process of reconstruction
www.theguardian.com
IdleRich
IdleRich
Did you read the Ronay piece?
City are a strange sight when they fall apart like this, but then this has always been an unusual sporting entity, so smoothly engineered, so annihilating in victory. It makes sense that it should collapse in the same easy way. The movements are still there, the outline of footballers ranged in the same patterns.But this was the footballing equivalent of a quiet stroll around the morgue, no mess, no blood, just an absence.
City’s zombified figures are haunted by ghosts of themselves in Bernabéu exit | Barney Ronay
There is at least some certainty now that Pep Guardiola’s greatest Manchester City side is formally over after a weak Champions League defeat
Tie was over after 4 min. We watched it but we weren't watching. Best bit was Marching Powder at half-time.
IdleRich
IdleRich
FantasticThe new one about rebuilding's funny.
There was some talk after Manchester City’s win against Newcastle United last Saturday that City’s players had been inspired, freed from their shackles and generally reinvigorated by the club’s recent legal victory in a tribunal hearing over certain time-specific aspects of financial regulation.Could this be true? Are we underestimating the effect of these things? Did the pitch mics at the Bernabéu pick up Nico González in the pre-match huddle saying: “Lads, we’ve all absorbed the news about the related third-party transaction rules being declared improper. I am as a consequence bang up for this.” Did the cameras detect Savinho whispering: “Guys, we are now free to seek our own definition of market value. This commercial potential is hugely energising. Hit me early over the top.”Does Pep Guardiola have drive to rebuild broken Manchester City?
The current iteration is done and manager must decide if he has the energy for exhausting process of reconstruction
IdleRich
IdleRich
Never noticed his left eyebrow before, he claims it's out of control cos of a motorbike accident. Certainly it moves up, down, all around his face completely independent of all other expressions etc once you've seen it you can't take your eyes off it.
ver$hy ver$h
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He's always reminded me of Droopy.
