I quite like the Musical Statues track tbh. Feeling the interactive nature of it, the way they call to the selector to stop the track, give shout outs to the different London districts, etc.
A few more random thoughts on the whole MC thing, as I'm bored and trying to avoid what I'm supposed to be doing:
1.) What QOS and others are saying, that MCs in future should other put together their own tracks or at least get clearence from producers before they start versioning their tunes, this seems perfectly sensible to me - it's only going to cause unnecesary conflicts and divisions in the scene if people are getting their tunes nicked, esp if the new versions are clumsy and don't add much to the original.
However, having said that, I think it would be a shame if the majority of newly produced tracks became basically MC tools, at least at this stage. What I like at the moment is that a lot of the fresh new productions seem quite tracky, quite sparse and stripped-back to the point of almost being minimalist, so they leave plenty of space for to spit bars over them, and have the sorts of repeating structures that tend to help this. But at the moment the tunes do still also work as stand-alone objects for listening to, and as beats and grooves that will rock the dancefloor, and I think it's important that those two functions aren't forgotten about
2.) A lot of these novelty, dance-move, sing-along-a-nursery rhyme choruses, they strike that they might work better as standard, anoymous bars that MCs at raves could chant when doing the hosting/crowd-hyping thing. No doubt that's where a lot of the bars originated in the first place. But they perhaps don't always need their own stand-alone record.
3.) Flashing on various historical precedents for this. Aside from the obvious garage-rap/proto-grime similarities, I sometimes get reminded of those late 80s house records where the lyrics are endless combinations of 'jack', 'house', 'work it' and so forth. But the big thing that the idea of 'nursery grime' reminds me of is the craze/controversy around 'toytown techno' in the early 90s after Charly became a massive chart hit. Now to an extent I find those records endearing, if only for the way that they wound up people with a purist, po-faced approach to the music. But as listening experiences, there's a limit to how often I'd put on SeasmE's Treat or A Trip To Trumpton, for example. I'm not sure they even work too well as novelty-pop tunes, they're just too cut-and-paste, too all over the place for anything to really grab you. (Though of course it goes without saying that the Alley Cat Mix of Charly is one of the best pop songs of the 90s and possibly of all time).