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mpc

wasteman
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If my flatmate buys another roll of perfumed toilet paper I swear I’m going to stuff her mouth with it until she chokes. I’m allergic to perfume so every time I wipe I get nervous, like my bum is about to break out into a rash or something. Anal itching aside, what’s the point of it? Who is sniffing her ass so much that she needs to disguise its odour with chemical flowers?

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Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Is this your blog, or are you just bringing it to our attention? Either way, it's cool. The featured hate-object prior to perfumed bog-roll is Agyynesss Deyyn. Too fucking right.
 
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bassnation

the abyss
mpc said:
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If my flatmate buys another roll of perfumed toilet paper I swear I’m going to stuff her mouth with it until she chokes. I’m allergic to perfume so every time I wipe I get nervous, like my bum is about to break out into a rash or something. Anal itching aside, what’s the point of it? Who is sniffing her ass so much that she needs to disguise its odour with chemical flowers?

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ha ha! well, not to delve into the overly personal, but maybe the perfumed bum thing (not yours, hers, silly) is for you! have you thought of that? how fucking ungrateful can you be? putting on my agony uncle thing (and believe me, i know about agony), you should tell her that you will only accept natural odours from now on, and if its not how god intended it (yeah, keep following this analogy) then you won't fucking have it, full stop.

but generally, that wet wipe thing, sure its ok for babies who can't really complain even if they wanted to, but the shock of something wet and cold... down there.... no, it cannot be countenanced. you are right to take a stand.
 
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bassnation

the abyss
mpc said:
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and i have to ask, are you planning a sister blog around love? actually fuck that, its a crap idea, wheres the fun in that?

cynicism is funny, but ultimately its a life sapping thing, just like when vampires finally expire in films, all the cynicism catching up with them as they wither before your eyes. i work with a man who could easily be a co-writer for your blog, he seems like the most cynical jaded man alive, he makes me laugh but sometimes i worry that hes clinically depressed. but thats what 15 years in IT does to you.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
bassnation said:
oh and i'd just like to add, thank fucking god i didn't view your site over breakfast, eurrgh. is that chocolate angel delight, or erm, shite?
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Yeah, I saw that one while actually eating my dinner. Semi-masticated mouthful and all. Luckily for me I'm a hard bastard about things like that.
 
STN

STN

sou'wester
Hang on, which school did you go to? You're mammaral motives for opting for trampolining suggest it was one local to me.
 
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Blip

Well-known member
"every time I wipe I get nervous"

I picture that on a t-shirt, with the Boy Better Know typeface.
 
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zhao

there are no accidents
1. i hate the boy better know typeface

2. i hate it when i quit an application and a pop up says "so and so application has quit unexpectedly" - NO I FUCKING HIT QUIT BECAUSE I WANTED IT TO QUIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
 
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