Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

[Mr. Tea]

This might mean more to @WashYourHands than it does to me:

 

[Murphy]

Charlie, what a muppet

 

[Mr. Tea]

Some killjoy has pointed out that that the second post is from five years ago.

Still funny for the fact that someone could be bothered to censor 'tard' once in the first post, but not twice.

 

[Murphy]

Smears against Huns and straight up lies are fine with me

 

[versh]

 

[Mr. Tea]

@thirdform strikes again!

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

The Mail goes to new lengths to avoid quantifying a length in m****s or a mass in k*******s.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Why not the size of a half-giraffe?

 

[william_kent]

The Mail goes to new lengths to avoid quantifying a length in m****s or a mass in k*******s.

they didn't even use the "London bus" or "football field" system of units...

 

[Mr. Tea]

they didn't even use the "London bus" or "football field" system of units...

I know. This one is at least creative!

 

[Leo]

it's a weird one, who actually knows how tall the average giraffe is? we have a general idea from photos but hardly anyone reading the daily mail will have ever seen on in person.

 

[Mr. Tea]

it's a weird one, who actually knows how tall the average giraffe is?

Well that's easy. It's twice the size of the asteroid that recently fell to earth off the coast of Iceland.

 

[IdleRich]

I can't see that word without getting an inexplicable subconscious urge to wash my hands

 

[Mr. Tea]

I can't see that word without getting an inexplicable subconscious urge to wash my hands

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"Office administration"?

 

[luka]

I can't see that word without getting an inexplicable subconscious urge to wash my hands

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[Mr. Tea]

@luka have you gone completely wrong?

 

[Mr. Tea]