Elijah
Butterz
my favourite line too.
The press release hall of shame thread
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my favourite line too.
Leo
Well-known member
How Not to Take a DJ Press Shot
http://www.inthemix.com.au/features/55228/How_not_to_take_a_DJ_press_shot
http://www.inthemix.com.au/features/55228/How_not_to_take_a_DJ_press_shot
When i get stuff like this day in day out in my inbox it's like someone's persecuting me, psychologically. This thread is my only hope for sanity...
"We are an up and coming Texas based production duo recently exploring new ideas in trap music. We incorporate live guitar-playing into our productions along with deep subs, gritty tones and unique melodies. The TimeSquared sound is all about not having any restrictions and creating works that stay true to us.
We continue to push the boundaries of electronic music with our unconventional approach to song writing. We feel that sometimes music now days is viewed far too seriously so we like to mix it up with our humorous personalities.
Our song, Get a Mop, is also a call to action for everyone to, in fact, get a mop. Mop awareness is important to us because dance floors get slippery when wet and nobody should be getting injured whilst twerking. We do it for the chauncy!"
We continue to push the boundaries of electronic music with our unconventional approach to song writing. We feel that sometimes music now days is viewed far too seriously so we like to mix it up with our humorous personalities.
Our song, Get a Mop, is also a call to action for everyone to, in fact, get a mop. Mop awareness is important to us because dance floors get slippery when wet and nobody should be getting injured whilst twerking. We do it for the chauncy!"
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
They're edgy but accessible, unconventional but in tune with the practical need for mops. No restrictions except those imposed by cliche.
Patrick Swayze
I'm trying to shut up
Sectionfive
bandwagon house
**** are creating sounds as beautiful and dramatic as the landscape that envelops them. From the Dingle Peninsula, the five creatives first grew to know each other from a shared interest in surfing. This friendship soon gave way to a tuneful collaboration, borne out of a desire to write music. With songs reflecting both the isolation and consolation of Dingle, this year ***** look set to add to their increasing number of admirers.
Singer ***** is comfortable to characterize their music with the ambiguous description “powerful and almost pop”. Pushing the sound higher, ***** (pianist) and **** (lead guitar) give life to these melodic imaginings. ***** on bass guitar and drummer ***** provide an intelligent and bodily support to their carefully crafted songs. Central to the house that they share is the rehearsal space, where each of the five can document song ideas at anytime – “an advantage” of their environment and something not possible living in a city.
**** journey brought them to Grouse Lodge Studios [resulting in music] on which ***** is both plaintive and powerful, pointing at a maturity in the band’s song writing which belies their young age.
With a workmanlike dedication to their craft the band toured across the country, developing their passion for playing live with standout performances [various Festivals. They also made some notable special guest appearances with [some other people]
Imbued with a charming determination to reach out from the surf and ruggedness of Corca Dhuibhne, ***** are giving every chance to achieving their ambitions in 2013. With the completion of their debut EP, some high profile performances (including Other Voices IMRO Other Room) and the recent inclusion of their music on The Voice of Ireland television show, it cannot be long before ***** are heard far beyond the most westerly tip of this island.
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Singer ***** is comfortable to characterize their music with the ambiguous description “powerful and almost pop”. Pushing the sound higher, ***** (pianist) and **** (lead guitar) give life to these melodic imaginings. ***** on bass guitar and drummer ***** provide an intelligent and bodily support to their carefully crafted songs. Central to the house that they share is the rehearsal space, where each of the five can document song ideas at anytime – “an advantage” of their environment and something not possible living in a city.
**** journey brought them to Grouse Lodge Studios [resulting in music] on which ***** is both plaintive and powerful, pointing at a maturity in the band’s song writing which belies their young age.
With a workmanlike dedication to their craft the band toured across the country, developing their passion for playing live with standout performances [various Festivals. They also made some notable special guest appearances with [some other people]
Imbued with a charming determination to reach out from the surf and ruggedness of Corca Dhuibhne, ***** are giving every chance to achieving their ambitions in 2013. With the completion of their debut EP, some high profile performances (including Other Voices IMRO Other Room) and the recent inclusion of their music on The Voice of Ireland television show, it cannot be long before ***** are heard far beyond the most westerly tip of this island.
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Tim Reaper
green bay crew.
I found out the name of the band by picking a line at random and searching it on Google, dunno why you chose to censor it lol
they seem like the type of guys to google themselves
My buddy Lockah gets sent a lot of these, this one made me laugh, due to it's infinite repeatability.
"He doesen't give premature sings of his passion,but however he borns “with the headphone to the hears”. Even if he starts in late for the standards, Mark shoots ahead and at the age of 17 he start his artistic way patronizing the leading parthenopean clubs. He begin his first productions influenced from an espert dj with whom he will estabilsh a good friendship,his name is Thomas Pardo who had given him a great support. Mark's music increases, it started with tribal music influences that tormented that years...Then he came off from that commercial ambit,marching side by side at electronic and minimal sounds approaching to techno.He varies his live from tech-house to progressive-house, touching hard techno and german minimal, appreciating electro music"
I guess it could be just poor google translating though.
"He doesen't give premature sings of his passion,but however he borns “with the headphone to the hears”. Even if he starts in late for the standards, Mark shoots ahead and at the age of 17 he start his artistic way patronizing the leading parthenopean clubs. He begin his first productions influenced from an espert dj with whom he will estabilsh a good friendship,his name is Thomas Pardo who had given him a great support. Mark's music increases, it started with tribal music influences that tormented that years...Then he came off from that commercial ambit,marching side by side at electronic and minimal sounds approaching to techno.He varies his live from tech-house to progressive-house, touching hard techno and german minimal, appreciating electro music"
I guess it could be just poor google translating though.
Sectionfive
bandwagon house
His DJ sets aim to draw lines of comparison between a diverse range of musical cultures based on an ancient polyrhythmic algorhythm.
philblackpool
gamelanstep
How Not to Take a DJ Press Shot
http://www.inthemix.com.au/features/55228/How_not_to_take_a_DJ_press_shot
The Moby picture in this is the single wrongest, creepiest photoshoot of a musician I've ever seen. Does anyone know what the hell he was aiming for here?!
philblackpool
gamelanstep
Fucking sicker then aids is sooooo 'The-Sun-Interprets-The-Beastie-Boys-Circa-1986'!
philblackpool
gamelanstep
[Blackdown - Upthread]:
'erm......
"The EP culminates in the deeper, more subtle Shit Weasel."'
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'erm......
"The EP culminates in the deeper, more subtle Shit Weasel."'
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