Trump

[Leo]

an ongoing series, funny/embarrassing as he does best : That Happened

 

[Leo]

a personal favorite: The Time Trump Thought ‘Western Liberalism’ Meant California

 

[luka]

i think you could have a left wing trump quite easily.

 

[luka]

it would be a lot of fun.

 

[Leo]

Plenty of knucklehead left wingers but Trump is one of a kind.

 

[IdleRich]

a personal favorite: The Time Trump Thought ‘Western Liberalism’ Meant California

So... Trump does know what direction west is at least.

 

[Mr. Tea]

What do you reckon are the odds that's going to top himself? Or at least check out pretty soon in a half-accidental, half-on-purpose Adderall overdose, something like that?

 

[woops]

trump has clearly never taken failure seriously so i'd say he was one of the least likely people to off himself anywhere in the world

 

[Mr. Tea]

trump has clearly never taken failure seriously so i'd say he was one of the least likely people to off himself anywhere in the world

Hmm, you're probably right, but he's always been insulated from the consequences of his failures in the past, and he's about to lose presidential immunity, having pissed off some very powerful people on the way. I suppose a lot depends on how vengeful the incoming administration decides to be.

 

[woops]

surely even if he did decide to admit defeat in that way he'd pre-emptively spin it as an assassination by his enemies anyway and live on as a horrible martyr to himself

 

[woops]

imagine him posting on tiktok or whatever, "I can feel the crooked and corrupt forces of EVIL moving in on me!! I guess my incredible greatness is a threat to their plans... but I will NEVER surrender!!"

 

[luka]

Trump has been assassinated! By bomb of all things! 😧

 

[Leo]

too much of a coward to commit suicide.

 

[luka]

This is big news guys

 

[Mr. Tea]

too much of a coward to commit suicide.

Actually this is by far the most convincing counter-argument.

 

[luka]

Can't believe everyone ignored my breaking news

 

[yyaldrin]

we're still mourning over legowelt man, it's too much for us to handle.

 

[Mr. Tea]

we're still mourning over legowelt man, it's too much for us to handle.

Yeah, there's only so much tragedy we can cope with in a week.

 

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People are posting their favourite Trump tweets in tribute.