I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky.
It's kind like the classic "the food was horrible and there was hardly any of it".
Is he dead yet?
This would be a good one for the Facebook group called "Things conservatives say that would be awesome if they were true."