Russia Surrounded

[Mr. Tea]

Hey @WashYourHands, could you remind me which of the two of us has already been banned once for being an embarrassing cretin and getting so upset on the internet that he made threats at people?

Was it me? Maybe it was. I can't remember.

 

[WashYourHands]

bless

keep holding others up to standards only you are capable of stooping down to, it’s your only specialism

your mind herpes is incurable @Mr. Tea , sometimes I almost feel for your wife and family, then correct myself and enjoy a coffee while you continue embarrassing yourself here and every other thread you ‘contribute’ to

this is Jordan Peterson reading your bile, look how sad you made him ffs

 

[WashYourHands]

imagine being Mr Tea

a digital personae built entirely on the mechanisms of halitosis, hypocrisy and needle dick energy

 

[WashYourHands]

you could always lob another “faggot” back again - repetition repetition repetition

hopefully premature ejaculation is imminent, dont want to leave you unspent or frustrated feeling I’m getting all the fun

 

[Clinamenic]

Guys this starting to get old, even for me.

 

[Mr. Tea]

you could always lob another “faggot” back again - repetition repetition repetition

From the man who wasn't figured out why "I want to bum you, therefore you are gay" isn't more popular as an insult.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Or, for that matter, such classics as "I'm a pitifully inadequate and deeply unhappy drug casualty, therefore you are a loser."

 

[Mr. Tea]

Guys this starting to get old, even for me.

He's free to end this infantile and entirely unilateral "beef" at any time, which is wholly of his own making.

Or he could do what anyone with the slightest shred of shame and self-awareness would have done, which is to stop posting here months ago.

He's been banned once already for exactly sort of behaviour, remember.

 

[WashYourHands]

From the man who wasn't figured out why "I want to bum you, therefore you are gay" isn't more popular as an insult.

listen mate, my brother’s gay, you think you’re popular in said demographic trotting out homophobic terminology constantly, like some South Park ultra fan

your sex life well let’s not go there….

He's free to end this infantile and entirely unilateral "beef" at any time, which is wholly of his own making.

Or he could do what anyone with the slightest shred of shame and self-awareness would have done, which is to stop posting here months ago.

He's been banned once already for exactly sort of behaviour, remember.

you’ve never been put on ignore specifically to keep an eye on your bs - you’re always at it and it seems it’s all you’re good for

you think you have a license to drag your worm-ridden arse everywhere you go, as if it counts?

in nearly 30 years of online discourse you’re one the biggest piles of human excretion encountered, rw Dissensus you always know where they’re coming from but you’re the personification of a closet bigot

I’ll leave you with the best compliment I can pay you, Mr Tea the sad clown

 

[WashYourHands]

remember, like so many of your interactions here, learn to handle rejection better

 

[mixed_biscuits]

worm-ridden arse

Ivermectin?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Is this an allegory for Israel Palestine? Bravo!

 

[Mr. Tea]

listen mate, my brother’s gay, you think you’re popular in said demographic trotting out homophobic terminology constantly, like some South Park ultra fan

Is that why you think calling me 'Miss Tea' and threatening anal rape, fisting etc. is cool? Is that why you challenged Barty to a wrestling match in a sex dungeon?

Would your brother think that was cool, too? How about your wife? Your kids?

your sex life

Is excellent, thanks for asking.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm not in the least bit homophobic, but you've been slandering me as effeminate ever since you had your extremely public nervous breakdown nearly a year ago (!) now, because your own conceptions of masculinity are so unbelievably fucked-up. I've literally never encountered a more extreme caricature of a self-ascribed "alpha male" internet hardman who quite clearly cries himself to sleep on the regular.

 

[WashYourHands]

Your post-count to reaction ratio speaking again? Something something “gonna piss on your Dad’s grave nowwww!!!”, something something “Fuckayamama”?

Barty seems an engaging lad. He appreciates dogging too, or did briefly during a rare appearance, about how it makes him proud to be British. I concur, a noble pastime 🇬🇧. Lad clearly has the world by the balls, writes articulately and has an actual sense of humour, which is quite a bit more than can be said of you @Mr. Tea

Kids are a bit young to be discussing fisting with though. As for my other half, she’d armbar you in seconds and freely admit the beauty of such a scene isn’t lost on me - world star!

i understand you’re a feature here, that you have distinct modes of interaction, that you cannot abide people having a slightly higher register of consensus reality comparatively speaking than you do, you must have the final word on everything and if it seems you won’t you’ll fling any old shit out of your pram including excrement etc, yet….

 

[WashYourHands]

Your worst crime is being boring. Yes. B-o-r-i-n-g. Who logs in, sees one of your posts and immediately ruminates over the oceans of accumulated wisdom underneath?

No cunt

Enjoy Wang! Will love conversing with you about Pops. I’ll ask my brother to go easy but you’ve made your bed so you can rightly lie in it

 

[WashYourHands]

Have you been to Ukraine @Mr. Tea ? You could be the difference

 

[Mr. Tea]

Have you been to Ukraine @Mr. Tea ? You could be the difference

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All joking and ladzbantz aside, can I ask two absolutely serious questions for a moment:

1) When you first joined (or rather, came back with your second account), we actually got on fairly well for the most part, if you recall. Could you do me a favour and tell me what it was I ever did that upset you so badly?

2) Do you not think it would be better for your own mental health if you didn't put quite so much time and effort into obsessively hating me? Seriously, spending hours trawling the internet for stock photos of men that you imagine look like me, or posting that one photo you have of me over and over again in the belief that it bothers me (you know, the photo I obviously don't mind people seeing, because I posted it here myself), compulsively mashing the "haha" button like a trained lab rat every time someone disagrees with me or says something mildly pisstaking - these are not the behaviours of a well mind.

And please don't do your default projection thing and fling this back at me with "I think you'll find it is you who are mad", because I can tell you're not even convincing yourself, let alone anyone else. Only one of us has been banned already. Only one of us has threatened to drive across the country and beat up the other over an imagined slight. Only one of us continually fantasizes about raping the other - I mean, come on man, how do you think these posts would sound being read out in court? What would your wife say if she saw them? Or your employer's HR people?

If you could cease the hate-wanking for two minutes and try and think about this with some level of objectivity, you'll see that I'm right. This is obviously not doing you any good at all.

 

[WashYourHands]

Pillock, we never got on well, at best tolerated your inane drivel. Hence, learn to handle rejection better!

All points previously answered above for you. I’m not repeating myself for the sake of the board although i appreciate your formatting efforts

By all means keep doubling down on bs again and again and again but I’ve got 3 hours to get to a team meeting across the Pennines

Try acceptance and commitment therapy or ‘ask for a friend’, have a ton of regional cross-country links should you need any

Have a wonderful day, sunny here and the daffs have popped, hoping Greater Manchester isn’t a blanket of rain!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Pillock, we never got on well, at best tolerated your inane drivel. Hence, learn to handle rejection better!

Well that's total horseshit. I have PMs between us that are completely cordial. Then something happened. You still haven't said what.

Try acceptance and commitment therapy or ‘ask for a friend’, have a ton of regional cross-country links should you need any

Now what did I say about not defaulting to "haha I'm going to come to Exeter and kill you hahaha you're the one who's actually mad"?