Witness the Fitness

[luka]

@woops how do you want to snuff out corpseys life? should we amputate his nob and watch him bleed to death do you think? film it, put it on tiktok?

 

[woops]

@woops how do you want to snuff out corpseys life? should we amputate his nob and watch him bleed to death do you think? film it, put it on tiktok?

how about the death by a thousand cuts? that would take ages

 

[luka]

how about the death by a thousand cuts? that would take ages

the first 300 cuts on his willy, just slicing it up bleeding it dry?

 

[luka]

how about the death by a thousand cuts? that would take ages

what about playing josephine by chris rea while pushing a load of tapeworms up his bum so they eat him alive?

 

[woops]

the first 300 cuts on his willy, just slicing it up bleeding it dry?

mind you that would require making cuts only fractions of a millimetre wide

 

[luka]

how about gouging out his eyes then putting is eyeballs up his bum so he can see his bumhole then smashing his face in

 

[woops]

how about gouging out his eyes then putting is eyeballs up his bum so he can see his bumhole then smashing his face in

the sight of one's own bum hole is probably enough to kill even the healthiest of people

 

[luka]

the sight of one's own bum hole is probably enough to kill even the healthiest of people

lets go to the river tomorrow see if we can make a couple of quid before it rains i reckon. up for it?

 

[woops]

lets go to the river tomorrow see if we can make a couple of quid before it rains i reckon. up for it?

I'll keep an eye on the forecast although it strongly resembles the aforementioned

 

[luka]

met office says dry till 3 or 4 i think. tuesday not a great day at the best of times admittedly

 

[line b]

@mvuent how are we doing? I think Ive found the sweet spot of how many I should do in a day

 

[DannyL]

@mvuent how are we doing? I think Ive found the sweet spot of how many I should do in a day

it should be constantly changing as you get stronger though tbh
The sweet spot with doing mega repetitions of any exercise is avoiding injury.

 

[luka]

sooner or later youre going to go, why am i doing press ups though? whats the point? its not improving my life one little bit. then youll stop.

 

[Turns out HMG was right!]

sooner or later youre going to go, why am i doing press ups though? whats the point? its not improving my life one little bit. then youll stop.

It's one of the few things that will improve your life, dumbo.

 

[luka]

no it wont.

 

[luka]

making new friends, falling in love, eating a snickers ice cream, sunshine, money, those are things that will improve your life.

 

[Turns out HMG was right!]

Marvel, as your noodle arms attain their natural shape and tension, your lungs embrace every breath like a long lost love, and the crusted THC cracks and falls away from once gleaming neurons

 

[DannyL]

How is massive guns not going to improve your life? Birds will hurl themselves at you, money will follow as people will just be naturally intimidated.

 

[luka]

How is massive guns not going to improve your life? Birds will hurl themselves at you, money will follow as people will just be naturally intimidated.

no one on dissensus is ever going to have massive guns are they lets face it.

 

[luka]

altho tbf trilliam had massive guns but last time i spoke to him he said hes got fat