Yesterday one of Johnson's staffers tested positive and, again, Bozza didn't have to self-isolate. On this occasion though he did have a legitimate reason which meant that he was following the medical advice for someone in his situation. It all stems from the fact that apparently Johnson didn't have the normal vaccine that everyone else was offered, he was, it turns out, injected with a special new experimental vaccine which gives you absolutely guaranteed one hundred percent immunity from having to obey any of the rules normal people are stuck with. Of course that sounds great as far as it goes, but at the moment they are not giving it to the general public cos the side-effects are both guaranteed and extremely unpleasant - anyone who takes this drug is certain sure to become a total fucking wanker that everyone hates, however for obvious reasons Johnson was happy to accept this downside.
